The New weds

Date: 20-03-2009 1:35 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Wilfred Turkson
- at 20-03-2009 01:35 PM (16 years ago)
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There was this newly married couple. The wife suggested that they did something wild. The husband then suggested they have a hot session of sex on the middle of the road.

So whiles they were in the act, an big truck was coming their way and the driver started blowing his horn but they did not disengage and so the driver had no option than to swerve which resulted in an accident,

Then along came the policeman who had wanted to know what happened and what resulted in the accident.

So the husband then said, "i was coming, she was coming and he was also coming. He turned to the driver and said he was the only who had the brakes

Posted: at 20-03-2009 01:35 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- kido123 at 20-03-2009 01:40 PM (16 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 20-03-2009 01:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 20-03-2009 01:45 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 20-03-2009 01:40 PM
Huh? Huh?
Kido, long time where u go? abi u go do traditional wedding?
Posted: at 20-03-2009 01:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 20-03-2009 01:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 20-03-2009 01:40 PM
Huh? Huh?
me toooooooo.
 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 20-03-2009 01:47 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- kniteman at 20-03-2009 04:55 PM (16 years ago)
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when the truck was coming and blowing his horn, the newly weds were also coming(orgasm) so they couldnt stop.
so he told the policeman that...he was coming(orgasm), the wife was also coming(orgasm) and the driver was coming(truck)..but the driver was the only one with the brakes
Posted: at 20-03-2009 04:55 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- stripod102 at 20-03-2009 04:58 PM (16 years ago)
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Ok na...9ice one keep it up
Posted: at 20-03-2009 04:58 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 20-03-2009 05:01 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: stripod102 on 20-03-2009 04:58 PM
Ok na...9ice one keep it up

CHIE...CORRECT...
Posted: at 20-03-2009 05:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 20-03-2009 07:48 PM (16 years ago)
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una don spoil finish for here
Posted: at 20-03-2009 07:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 20-03-2009 08:51 PM (16 years ago)
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9ice sha.

Posted: at 20-03-2009 08:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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