Wealthy Widower

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, ‘Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?’ Bob replies, ‘Girlfriend? She’s my wife!’

They are knocked over, but continue to ask. ‘So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?’ ‘I lied about my age’, Bob replies.

‘What, did you tell her you were only 50?’

Bob smiles and says, ‘No, I told her I was 90.’

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Posted: at 21-03-2009 09:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wait!...I'll be back.

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Posted: at 21-03-2009 10:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 21-03-2009 04:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Gwhy, read upside down, u go get the drift! yeye boi like u! Silly I dey feel the joke jo! the babe think say the man go soon die and she go inherit all the money!!!! Gwhy na "Ope" hin medulla oblongata dey skip! chai! wetin dis english mean sef?

Posted: at 25-03-2009 02:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

So Brilliant of you Emmy

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Posted: at 26-03-2009 01:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac