Outrageous Flirting Lines

Date: 21-03-2009 1:25 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 21-03-2009 01:25 PM (16 years ago)
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You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?

Hey, didn’t we go to different high schools?

There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

At last! I finally found the perfect girl!

A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt from running in my dreams all night?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If love is the answer…can you repeat the question?

I’m writing a telephone book. May I have your number?

Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talking.

I know I’m not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now?

But you’re so *cute* when you blush!

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

I don’t approve of your objectives, but I love your methods.

Please be patient–this is my first time.

May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.

Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on.

Nothing says “I love you” better than six hours of nonstop sex.

A person can be poor at history, but great on dates.

A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.

I only like two kinds of girls–domestic and imported.

If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help!

I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place.

Didn’t I meet you in some other hallucination?

Be good and you’ll be lonely.

The best things in life are ME!

I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight-fitting sweaters.

I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.

I don’t dance. But I’d love to hold you while you do.

Clothes aren’t sexy. Women are.

I can’t whistle at my girlfriend…she leaves me breathless!

Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot.

I feel great! And I don’t kiss badly either!

BITCH also stands for: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human being!

Posted: at 21-03-2009 01:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 01:50 PM (16 years ago)
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Sillyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
Posted: at 21-03-2009 01:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 21-03-2009 01:52 PM (16 years ago)
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*sighs*
Posted: at 21-03-2009 01:52 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 02:00 PM (16 years ago)
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As u sign toks
mak me sneez na
"haaaaa chummmm"
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 21-03-2009 02:05 PM (16 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:05 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 02:09 PM (16 years ago)
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U don dey mature smal smal@ Tripod stand
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 21-03-2009 02:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 21-03-2009 02:09 PM
U don dey mature smal smal@ Tripod stand

Behave urself ooo Gy... Lips Sealed
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:19 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 02:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 21-03-2009 02:09 PM
U don dey mature smal smal@ Tripod stand

GY... not here plz!
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 21-03-2009 02:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 21-03-2009 02:21 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 21-03-2009 02:09 PM
U don dey mature smal smal@ Tripod stand

GY... not here plz!

u better warn am
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:24 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 02:26 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: stripod102 on 21-03-2009 02:24 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 21-03-2009 02:21 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 21-03-2009 02:09 PM
U don dey mature smal smal@ Tripod stand

GY... not here plz!

u better warn am

The last time I checked, I did not remmember calling any Thadpole... free me jare... mcheeeeeeeeew!
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 02:28 PM (16 years ago)
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I thot u were bt i guess i waz wrong so PEACE,
END OF DISCUSSION@ Tripod stand
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skarfies at 21-03-2009 02:36 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 21-03-2009 02:26 PM
Quote from: stripod102 on 21-03-2009 02:24 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 21-03-2009 02:21 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 21-03-2009 02:09 PM
U don dey mature smal smal@ Tripod stand

GY... not here plz!

u better warn am

The last time I checked, I did not remmember calling any Thadpole... free me jare... mcheeeeeeeeew!


Sillj...u wanna cry this morning again abi?..well i'll be patient with u...no be everyday i suppose dey flog ur dirty yansh.....just take ur time oo ok?
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:36 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 02:39 PM (16 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 21-03-2009 02:41 PM (16 years ago)
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Skar baba...just leave am alone.....i neva get her time...Jobless silly
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:41 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 02:42 PM (16 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 02:44 PM (16 years ago)
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Na Wetin dey happen 4 here?
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 02:53 PM (16 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 02:56 PM (16 years ago)
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Silly
silly
sillyyyyyy
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 02:58 PM (16 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-03-2009 03:02 PM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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