Husband & Wife Palaver

Date: 21-03-2009 2:24 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 21-03-2009 02:24 PM (15 years ago)
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One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.'s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard. The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, and a throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand lay piled up by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and other piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried that she might be ill, or worse!!

He found her lounging into the bedroom, still in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She smiled, looked up at him and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "you know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes", he replied reluctantly.

She answered, "We'll, today I didn't do it!!"

Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sillyjokker at 29-03-2009 12:20 PM (15 years ago)
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lolzzx
Posted: at 29-03-2009 12:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 29-03-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 29-03-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 29-03-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on 29-03-2009 12:40 PM
huh

 Huh?
Posted: at 29-03-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 29-03-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago)
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better wife,complain must get answer
Posted: at 29-03-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-03-2009 03:13 AM (15 years ago)
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i don tell u no they comment 4 ur post first..u don high...Grin

anyway nice one tell us how u they do ur own house work...Grin
 
Posted: at 30-03-2009 03:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 10-04-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago)
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haha!
Posted: at 10-04-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 11-04-2009 07:06 AM (15 years ago)
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No bi house wife?
Posted: at 11-04-2009 07:06 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Recoverd at 11-04-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Hehe.
Posted: at 11-04-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 13-04-2009 01:09 PM (15 years ago)
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that kind thing
Posted: at 13-04-2009 01:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 13-04-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 13-04-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- zino100 at 13-04-2009 04:35 PM (15 years ago)
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correct house wife
Posted: at 13-04-2009 04:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- femaadinho at 13-04-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 13-04-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 14-04-2009 03:59 PM (15 years ago)
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brilliant woman.She dey hardworking without adequate compliments
Posted: at 14-04-2009 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 23-05-2009 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
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yup dts a gud wifey
Posted: at 23-05-2009 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- paully at 25-05-2009 08:20 PM (14 years ago)
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better woman
Posted: at 25-05-2009 08:20 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 26-05-2009 10:26 AM (14 years ago)
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best man
Posted: at 26-05-2009 10:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 26-05-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago)
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the wife do well
Posted: at 26-05-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 27-05-2009 03:43 PM (14 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 27-05-2009 03:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 27-05-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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she try
Posted: at 27-05-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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