Two fighting Women

Date: 21-03-2009 2:46 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
- at 21-03-2009 02:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Two women ran into the court of King Solomon, fighting. "My daughter was to marry this man, but this woman claims that the man was to marry HER daughter!" one of them yelled. "There is a simple solution," said the King. "I shall cut the man in two and each of your daughters can have a piece." "Fine by me!" said the first woman. "No, don't, I would rather let the other girl marry him than that!" cried the second. The King didn't hesitate for a minute. "Fine." he said. "The first woman may have him." "What?" protested the other? "She wanted him cut in two!" "Indeed." said the king. "She shows the true spirit of a mother-in-law!"

Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 21-03-2009 03:15 PM (16 years ago)
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silly u don begin change bible,,na wah for u ohh
Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-03-2009 03:06 AM (16 years ago)
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SHE THEY TELL SAY SHE SABI BIBLE WELLA NOW..Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2009 03:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 23-03-2009 02:44 AM (16 years ago)
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silly
Posted: at 23-03-2009 02:44 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Roc-z-ferra at 23-03-2009 05:45 PM (16 years ago)
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Silly u r being arested 4 pirating d bible
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:45 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- mushabc at 23-03-2009 05:48 PM (16 years ago)
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Lord have mercy
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:48 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 23-03-2009 05:49 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 21-03-2009 03:15 PM
silly u don begin change bible,,na wah for u ohh
yes now.... she don change am to naijapals testament.... silly na which chapter and verse dis your joke dey sef? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:49 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 23-03-2009 05:50 PM (16 years ago)
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lord will truely have mercy on u.............Amen
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 23-03-2009 05:51 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Roc-z-ferra on 23-03-2009 05:45 PM
Silly u r being arested 4 pirating d bible

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U be police woman?
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:51 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 24-03-2009 11:50 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 21-03-2009 03:15 PM
silly u don begin change bible,,na wah for u ohh

Its called a joke... get it? Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 11:55 AM (16 years ago)
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Silly
silly
silly
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 24-03-2009 12:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 11:55 AM
Silly
silly
silly

Why are you screaming up and down...? Is everything ok today, or would you like to recieve some treatment from Dr. Rezi... Wink
Posted: at 24-03-2009 12:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 24-03-2009 12:27 PM (16 years ago)
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plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz pity her.Its only a joke
Posted: at 24-03-2009 12:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 24-03-2009 01:58 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 24-03-2009 12:27 PM
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz pity her.Its only a joke

 Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2009 01:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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