Quick Wit:

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer." the man began, "I can explain,".
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."
"But officer, I just wanted to say...."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

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Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted: at 22-03-2009 12:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

heheheehehe. funny one

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Posted: at 22-03-2009 10:57 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Hehe! certainly...

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Posted: at 25-03-2009 12:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wahala don happen be dat .... officer lock him oga pekin husband, hmmm okay, make we wait for chief to come back first....
but silly oo, where you dey get all this faabu from sef....

Posted: at 25-03-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

na okada man,,na so so lie dem dey lie

Posted: at 25-03-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i don see okada woman b4,,sso u never see???

Posted: at 25-03-2009 04:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

good one

Posted: at 25-03-2009 05:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 25-03-2009 06:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wetin funny to u the comment or the joke

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Posted: at 25-03-2009 10:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac