poor guy

Date: 21-03-2009 3:30 pm (15 years ago) | Author: John Amami
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- at 21-03-2009 03:30 PM (15 years ago)
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-03-2009 02:36 AM (15 years ago)
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funnie!!!!!!!!! but posted b4..Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2009 02:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 22-03-2009 08:12 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted b 100

Posted: at 22-03-2009 08:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 22-03-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago)
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1000
Posted: at 22-03-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 22-03-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 22-03-2009 08:12 AM
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Gee sorry guys i didnt knw it has been posted.my bad...but least it made u smile
Posted: at 22-03-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- hacangel26 at 22-03-2009 06:45 PM (15 years ago)
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c i dont care dis is d first tym am seeing dis

Posted: at 22-03-2009 06:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mushabc at 22-03-2009 09:30 PM (15 years ago)
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repeat
Posted: at 22-03-2009 09:30 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 22-03-2009 10:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: downlowguy on 22-03-2009 05:09 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 22-03-2009 08:12 AM
Posted b 100
Gee sorry guys i didnt knw it has been posted.my bad...but least it made u smile

abi now nothing do u..Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2009 10:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 22-03-2009 10:50 PM (15 years ago)
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No wahala,
at least u tried,
thumbs up@ downlowguy

Posted: at 22-03-2009 10:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 23-03-2009 02:13 AM (15 years ago)
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hope say no be u be that man sha...cus i no trust u @GY
Posted: at 23-03-2009 02:13 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 23-03-2009 07:15 AM (15 years ago)
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,,,,

Posted: at 23-03-2009 07:15 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 23-03-2009 07:18 AM (15 years ago)
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CHIE...
Posted: at 23-03-2009 07:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 23-03-2009 09:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: stripod102 on 23-03-2009 02:13 AM
hope say no be u be that man sha...cus i no trust u @GY
which of dem?
D thief or d husband?

Posted: at 23-03-2009 09:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 23-03-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago)
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which one u thnk say i dey refer to na?
Posted: at 23-03-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- downlowguy at 23-03-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 22-03-2009 10:50 PM
No wahala,
at least u tried,
thumbs up@ downlowguy
thanks pal....
Posted: at 23-03-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 23-03-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago)
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still got me laughing again after seeing it for the umpteenth time

Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 24-03-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 23-03-2009 05:44 PM
still got me laughing again after seeing it for the umpteenth time
why does it still get you Lol?is it cos of what was abt to happen to the man?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 24-03-2009 10:59 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 23-03-2009 07:18 AM
CHIE...

wetin happen?

Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:59 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- downlowguy at 24-03-2009 11:30 AM (15 years ago)
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wetin be wetin happen u no sabi read?
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- downlowguy at 26-03-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 26-03-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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