poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:30 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Posted b 100

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Posted: at 22-03-2009 08:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Gee sorry guys i didnt knw it has been posted.my bad...but least it made u smile

Posted: at 22-03-2009 05:09 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

repeat

Posted: at 22-03-2009 09:30 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

No wahala,
at least u tried,
thumbs up@ downlowguy

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Posted: at 22-03-2009 10:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

,,,,

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Posted: at 23-03-2009 07:15 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

which of dem?
D thief or d husband?

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Posted: at 23-03-2009 09:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thanks pal....

Posted: at 23-03-2009 01:44 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

why does it still get you Lol?is it cos of what was abt to happen to the man?

Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:55 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

wetin be wetin happen u no sabi read?

Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:30 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming