poor guy (Page 2)

Date: 21-03-2009 3:30 pm (15 years ago) | Author: John Amami
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- Recoverd at 26-03-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago)
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OMG!! BARI OOOOOOO..I havnt sin dis 1b4 oh! Its d funiest so far..Lololololol  Grin
Posted: at 26-03-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-03-2009 03:00 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Recoverd on 26-03-2009 04:37 PM
OMG!! BARI OOOOOOO..I havnt sin dis 1b4 oh! Its d funiest so far..Lololololol  Grin
haaaaaaaaa u mean say u never see am b4...Grin
Posted: at 27-03-2009 03:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skarfies at 27-03-2009 05:59 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: downlowguy on 21-03-2009 03:30 PM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



THOUGH HEARD B4...BUT STILL SOUND VERY FUNNY.......BIG UP MAN.......////...
Posted: at 27-03-2009 05:59 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- downlowguy at 27-03-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Recoverd on 26-03-2009 04:37 PM
OMG!! BARI OOOOOOO..I havnt sin dis 1b4 oh! Its d funiest so far..Lololololol  Grin
na wey u go since?
Posted: at 27-03-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kesterjoe at 2-04-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: downlowguy on 21-03-2009 03:30 PM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


U sure say no be u escape for prison cos ur picture looks like............
Posted: at 2-04-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 2-04-2009 11:38 AM (15 years ago)
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who be ur mate 4 here
Posted: at 2-04-2009 11:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 2-04-2009 12:09 PM (15 years ago)
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smally abeg help me ask am well well
Posted: at 2-04-2009 12:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cassidyn at 2-04-2009 05:55 PM (15 years ago)
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woow thatz messes up
Posted: at 2-04-2009 05:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 2-04-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago)
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oversee am dey worry me

Posted: at 2-04-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 2-04-2009 11:34 PM (15 years ago)
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......
Posted: at 2-04-2009 11:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 2-04-2009 11:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on  2-04-2009 11:34 PM
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watin do u ur keypad hang? Shocked
Posted: at 2-04-2009 11:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 2-04-2009 11:49 PM (15 years ago)
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my keyboard tire dis people ni now
Posted: at 2-04-2009 11:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-04-2009 12:04 AM (15 years ago)
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the thing need rest be that  now...
Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-04-2009 12:11 AM (15 years ago)
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nop it doesnt i will kikll it i will type tilll my hussy come back
Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:11 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 3-04-2009 12:18 AM (15 years ago)
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honey am home....oya come ur hussy don come
Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-04-2009 12:25 AM (15 years ago)
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okayy coming ooo
Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:25 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 3-04-2009 02:36 AM (15 years ago)
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waiting ooo
Posted: at 3-04-2009 02:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-04-2009 02:42 AM (15 years ago)
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am back now
Posted: at 3-04-2009 02:42 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 3-04-2009 02:46 AM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 3-04-2009 02:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-04-2009 02:47 AM (15 years ago)
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so now am back wat do u have for me
Posted: at 3-04-2009 02:47 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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