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Quote from: Recoverd on 26-03-2009 04:37 PM OMG!! BARI OOOOOOO..I havnt sin dis 1b4 oh! Its d funiest so far..Lololololol haaaaaaaaa u mean say u never see am b4...![]() ![]()
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Quote from: downlowguy on 21-03-2009 03:30 PM A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" THOUGH HEARD B4...BUT STILL SOUND VERY FUNNY.......BIG UP MAN.......////...
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Quote from: Recoverd on 26-03-2009 04:37 PM OMG!! BARI OOOOOOO..I havnt sin dis 1b4 oh! Its d funiest so far..Lololololol na wey u go since? ![]()
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Quote from: downlowguy on 21-03-2009 03:30 PM A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" U sure say no be u escape for prison cos ur picture looks like............
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