The little Old Man

Date: 21-03-2009 4:47 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 21-03-2009 04:47 PM (16 years ago)
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A travelling salesman was passing through a small town in the West when he saw a little old man sitting in a rocking chair on the stoop of his house. The little old man looked so contented that the salesman couldn't resist going over and talking to him. "You look as if you don't have a care in the world," the salesman told him. "What is your formula for a long and happy life?" "Well," replied the little old man, "I smoke six packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a quart of bourbon every four hours and six cases of beer a week. I never wash and I go out every night." "My goodness," exclaimed the salesman, "that's just great! How old are you?" "Twenty-five," was the reply.

Posted: at 21-03-2009 04:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmanuel4christ at 22-03-2009 02:02 AM (16 years ago)
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lol...no wonder in be like old papa..Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2009 02:02 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 22-03-2009 04:52 PM (16 years ago)
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nor be ur boyfriend so....
Posted: at 22-03-2009 04:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 23-03-2009 05:48 PM (16 years ago)
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e don kolo na im the joke dey infer
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 24-03-2009 11:39 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 22-03-2009 04:52 PM
nor be ur boyfriend so....

I no fit remmember...lol Lips Sealed
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-03-2009 04:42 PM (16 years ago)
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try remenber!!!
Posted: at 24-03-2009 04:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 24-03-2009 04:45 PM (16 years ago)
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u wan force her remember?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 04:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 10:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 24-03-2009 04:45 PM
u wan force her remember?
who dey force somebody here? hin drink gas?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-03-2009 10:38 PM (16 years ago)
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NO..Cheesy
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 10:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-03-2009 10:38 PM
NO..Cheesy
na wetin hin drink? diesel?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-03-2009 01:42 AM (16 years ago)
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na kai kai....Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2009 01:42 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-03-2009 11:32 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 24-03-2009 04:42 PM
try remenber!!!

Ok, wait... I need to consult with my ... BRB Wink
Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-03-2009 11:34 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-03-2009 10:40 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-03-2009 10:38 PM
NO..Cheesy
na wetin hin drink? diesel?

haha! you wicked o! how person go take drink gas... Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-03-2009 11:37 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-03-2009 01:42 AM
na kai kai....Grin

Emma... dem dey sell kai kai for your location? e be like say you like am well well o!  Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 25-03-2009 11:41 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-03-2009 11:37 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-03-2009 01:42 AM
na kai kai....Grin

Emma... dem dey sell kai kai for your location? e be like say you like am well well o!  Grin
na the business wey hin start now be dat! to dey import kai kai go UAE!!!! beware of sharia oh!
Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2009 11:55 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-03-2009 11:37 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-03-2009 01:42 AM
na kai kai....Grin

Emma... dem dey sell kai kai for your location? e be like say you like am well well o!  Grin
Emma Jesus, wetin i dey hear so, you dey drink kai kai.... oooo ooh so na wayo you dey wayo us all dis while...
na him you come dey force me to follow you go your church dis sunday... mmba, i no follow you go anywhere again... Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:55 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- degreatest2 at 25-03-2009 02:05 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-03-2009 11:55 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-03-2009 11:37 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-03-2009 01:42 AM
na kai kai....Grin

Emma... dem dey sell kai kai for your location? e be like say you like am well well o!  Grin
Emma Jesus, wetin i dey hear so, you dey drink kai kai.... oooo ooh so na wayo you dey wayo us all dis while...
na him you come dey force me to follow you go your church dis sunday... mmba, i no follow you go anywhere again... Angry Angry Angry
e nefa start to dey drink am or sell am, hin stil dey think , so follow am go church and pray for him mabe hin go fit change hin mind na! no leave ur friend at the time of need oh!
Posted: at 25-03-2009 02:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2009 02:43 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 02:05 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-03-2009 11:55 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-03-2009 11:37 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-03-2009 01:42 AM
na kai kai....Grin

Emma... dem dey sell kai kai for your location? e be like say you like am well well o!  Grin
Emma Jesus, wetin i dey hear so, you dey drink kai kai.... oooo ooh so na wayo you dey wayo us all dis while...
na him you come dey force me to follow you go your church dis sunday... mmba, i no follow you go anywhere again... Angry Angry Angry
e nefa start to dey drink am or sell am, hin stil dey think , so follow am go church and pray for him mabe hin go fit change hin mind na! no leave ur friend at the time of need oh!
dgreat you sure? Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 25-03-2009 02:43 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- degreatest2 at 25-03-2009 02:45 PM (16 years ago)
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Krist, try am na!
Posted: at 25-03-2009 02:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 25-03-2009 02:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 02:45 PM
Krist, try am na!
Krist, try am , a trial shall confuse you!!!!
Posted: at 25-03-2009 02:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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