Dilemma of a Fresh Call Girl

Date: 01-04-2008 12:52 am (17 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- at 1-04-2008 12:52 AM (17 years ago)
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A fresh call girl that has just been admitted to the trade was relishing her first time experience to her veteran colleagues and she went thus:

"Well," she said, "he was a big, muscular, and very handsome man."

"So what exactly happened?" the veterans asked in unison.

"I told him that a straight lay was a N1,000.00, but he said he didn't have that much," said the new babe, "so I said a blow job would be N750.00, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, well, how much do you have?"

The macho man sadly told me all he had was N250.00. "Well, I said, for two hundred and fifty naira all I can give you is a hand job."

He said okay, she continued, "and he paid and pulled it out.

I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand..."

"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge! What did you do then?"

"I loaned him N750.00, of course!" she said.

Posted: at 1-04-2008 12:52 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Vixenx at 1-04-2008 02:15 AM (17 years ago)
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Damn!
Posted: at 1-04-2008 02:15 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 1-04-2008 07:47 AM (17 years ago)
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i might have too....
Posted: at 1-04-2008 07:47 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ugodaniels at 8-04-2008 02:52 PM (17 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-04-2008 02:52 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 9-04-2008 03:27 PM (17 years ago)
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Quote from: ugodaniels on  8-04-2008 02:52 PM
Grin Grin Grin


especially when its a dragon....
Posted: at 9-04-2008 03:27 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ugodaniels at 9-04-2008 07:35 PM (17 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on  9-04-2008 03:27 PM
Quote from: ugodaniels on  8-04-2008 02:52 PM
Grin Grin Grin


especially when its a dragon....

right on track...the dragon always impresses and leaves a mark to prove it Grin
Posted: at 9-04-2008 07:35 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 10-04-2008 09:50 AM (17 years ago)
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Quote from: ugodaniels on  9-04-2008 07:35 PM
Quote from: myragonza on  9-04-2008 03:27 PM
Quote from: ugodaniels on  8-04-2008 02:52 PM
Grin Grin Grin


especially when its a dragon....

right on track...the dragon always impresses and leaves a mark to prove it Grin


marks...?like a bump that grows for 9 months.... Lips Sealed
Posted: at 10-04-2008 09:50 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ugodaniels at 11-04-2008 07:55 AM (17 years ago)
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nope...other kinds of marks Cool
Posted: at 11-04-2008 07:55 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 11-04-2008 09:14 AM (17 years ago)
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Quote from: ugodaniels on 11-04-2008 07:55 AM
nope...other kinds of marks Cool


Dracula marks.... Grin
Posted: at 11-04-2008 09:14 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- freda at 11-04-2008 07:09 PM (17 years ago)
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its indeed a diemma of a call girl
Posted: at 11-04-2008 07:09 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 12-04-2008 05:51 AM (17 years ago)
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which one...?Dracula marks...?
Posted: at 12-04-2008 05:51 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ugodaniels at 13-04-2008 10:27 PM (17 years ago)
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I think she meant all of the above!!! Cool
Posted: at 13-04-2008 10:27 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 14-04-2008 05:45 PM (17 years ago)
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me like!!!me like!!!
Posted: at 14-04-2008 05:45 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ugodaniels at 22-04-2008 10:14 AM (17 years ago)
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like the dragon or the marks?? Cool
Posted: at 22-04-2008 10:14 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 22-04-2008 10:26 AM (17 years ago)
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Quote from: ugodaniels on 22-04-2008 10:14 AM
like the dragon or the marks?? Cool


both!!
Posted: at 22-04-2008 10:26 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ugodaniels at 24-04-2008 03:30 PM (17 years ago)
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Now, bend over and receive the anointing... Cool
Posted: at 24-04-2008 03:30 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 25-04-2008 08:53 AM (17 years ago)
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whoa....very annoying.... Grin
Posted: at 25-04-2008 08:53 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- osituga at 4-05-2008 02:23 AM (17 years ago)
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what annoiting?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 4-05-2008 02:23 AM (17 years ago) | Hero
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- myragonza at 13-05-2008 07:31 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: osituga on  4-05-2008 02:23 AM
what annoiting?Huh?Huh?


look it up in the Webster dictionary
Posted: at 13-05-2008 07:31 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lucychizzy at 24-06-2008 07:32 AM (16 years ago)
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anointing of baby bump
lol
Posted: at 24-06-2008 07:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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