Two ways of Using ATM

MAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Wind window down
3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN
4) Retrieve cash
5) Drive away

WOMAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Open door (too far away from machine)
3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card
4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair
5) Insert Card
6) Remove card
7) Insert card the correct way up
Search for piece of paper with PIN on it
9) Enter PIN
10) Enter correct PIN
11) Retrieve cash, put in bag
12) Drive off
13) Reverse back to machine
14) Retrieve card
15) Drive three miles away
16) Release hand-brake

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Posted: at 21-03-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thank u

Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

hehe...some-what true..

Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:03 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

My sisi no dumb like this na...no be all women ooo..

Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Emma...mmmm

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Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahahahaha, nice joke

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Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:48 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

true talk.women wt wahala

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Posted: at 24-03-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Silly, Silly, Silly!!!!! how many times wey i call u? U go wound person fr here oh! see as u just describe una finish!!! thank God say na u talk am , no be me abi emma or Gwhy! women change ur ways oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice "yoke" like my friends frm calabar will say

Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ah ah! sumthing dey her mind? Oya silly talk now? vibrate!

Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

r u talkn 4rm xperience???

Posted: at 25-03-2009 04:13 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming