MR.SEXY

Date: 23-03-2009 2:46 am (15 years ago) | Author: chisimdi isaac
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- at 23-03-2009 02:46 AM (15 years ago)
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A HEAVILY BUILT-MAN WITH 6 PACKS,PICKED UP A GIRL FROM  CLUB..LATER WEN THEY WERE 2GETHER IN D ROOM,D MAN STARTED 2 UNDRESS.HE PULLED OFF HIS SHIRT AND SHOWED A HEAVILY BUILT CHEST AND SAID TO D  GAL;"SEE BABE,DIS 1000 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE"..HE FLEXES HIS MUSCLE AND SAID;DIS IS  ALSO 1000 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE..AT DIS POINT,D GAL WAS REALL XCITED.INALLY,HE DROPPED OFF HIS TROUSERS AND IMMEDIATELY D GIRL RAN AWAY BUT HE CAUGHT D GAL AND ASKED HER Y SH WS RUNNING AND SHE SAID;"WITH 2000 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE AND SUCH A SHORT 1 NAIRA FUSE UNDER UR PANTS,I TOT U WERE GOIN 2 BLOW OFF"

Posted: at 23-03-2009 02:46 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Gwhy at 23-03-2009 03:19 AM (15 years ago)
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Funnie
Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-03-2009 03:21 AM (15 years ago)
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Grin..how u take know i dey suspect u oooo...Grin
Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 23-03-2009 03:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Hw u tak knw wetin na?@ emma
Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 23-03-2009 05:40 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: simdi on 23-03-2009 02:46 AM
A HEAVILY BUILT-MAN WITH 6 PACKS,PICKED UP A GIRL FROM  CLUB..LATER WEN THEY WERE 2GETHER IN D ROOM,D MAN STARTED 2 UNDRESS.HE PULLED OFF HIS SHIRT AND SHOWED A HEAVILY BUILT CHEST AND SAID TO D  GAL;"SEE BABE,DIS 1000 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE"..HE FLEXES HIS MUSCLE AND SAID;DIS IS  ALSO 1000 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE..AT DIS POINT,D GAL WAS REALL XCITED.INALLY,HE DROPPED OFF HIS TROUSERS AND IMMEDIATELY D GIRL RAN AWAY BUT HE CAUGHT D GAL AND ASKED HER Y SH WS RUNNING AND SHE SAID;"WITH 2000 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE AND SUCH A SHORT 1 NAIRA FUSE UNDER UR PANTS,I TOT U WERE GOIN 2 BLOW OFF"


wow, babie, this is cooooollll
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:40 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 23-03-2009 06:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Toks na everybodi u dey cal BABE?@ Toks E
Posted: at 23-03-2009 06:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 23-03-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mushabc at 23-03-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin b dis na
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 23-03-2009 06:29 PM (15 years ago)
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you got me laughing..... Grin Grin Grin
keep it up man.... chiee, i still dey laugh for dis joke.... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-03-2009 06:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Toinsauller at 23-03-2009 08:06 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 23-03-2009 08:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 23-03-2009 11:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 23-03-2009 06:45 AM
Toks na everybodi u dey cal BABE?@ Toks E


mehn, there r no strings attached na

abi na ur gf be dat?

talk oh
 Wink
Posted: at 23-03-2009 11:07 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-03-2009 01:19 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 23-03-2009 11:07 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 23-03-2009 06:45 AM
Toks na everybodi u dey cal BABE?@ Toks E


mehn, there r no strings attached na

abi na ur gf be dat?

talk oh

 Grin
 Wink
Posted: at 24-03-2009 01:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 03:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 23-03-2009 11:07 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 23-03-2009 06:45 AM
Toks na everybodi u dey cal BABE?@ Toks E


mehn, there r no strings attached na

abi na ur gf be dat?

talk oh
 Wink
na im na,no b d 1 wey u borrow me?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 03:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- caseycute at 24-03-2009 06:49 AM (15 years ago)
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...is dis a joke, i don't get it ooo..!!!
wat did d babe see??
Posted: at 24-03-2009 06:49 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 24-03-2009 08:19 AM (15 years ago)
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Com n c me,n i wil tel n show@ caseycute
Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 24-03-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago)
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the babe dey in haste? she for wait make the fuse expand na
Posted: at 24-03-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-03-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago)
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simdi u sure say nor bi u be the guy??
Posted: at 24-03-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 10:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 24-03-2009 08:19 AM
Com n c me,n i wil tel n show@ caseycute
Gwhy gwhy, na wah to you oh! u wan show the girl wetin? the 1 naira fuse?Huh???
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-03-2009 11:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 24-03-2009 05:16 PM
the babe dey in haste? she for wait make the fuse expand na

raziiiii!!!!!!! welcome back..Grin..where u con go self?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 11:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-03-2009 11:05 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 24-03-2009 05:16 PM
the babe dey in haste? she for wait make the fuse expand na

raziiiii!!!!!!! welcome back..Grin..where u con go self?
E no gree tell anyboyd oh!hin just come back begin use ogboju for all of us! Rezi are u alrite sef? where u bin go?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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