AT LEAST IS GOOD TO BE NIGERIAN SO IF YOU GO TO HELL THINGS WON'T GET DONE

Date: 23-03-2009 3:59 pm (16 years ago) | Author:
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- at 23-03-2009 03:59 PM (16 years ago)
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Here’s something to help you have a good laugh..

A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,
"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.
The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on..And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant,
so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"
............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN Grin

Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:59 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- emmymth at 23-03-2009 04:25 PM (16 years ago)
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nice one.But thank God Nigeria is changing its look and attitude
Posted: at 23-03-2009 04:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 23-03-2009 08:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Posted b4040
Posted: at 23-03-2009 08:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cassidyn at 2-04-2009 06:07 PM (16 years ago)
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thatz was funny
Posted: at 2-04-2009 06:07 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 2-04-2009 06:09 PM (16 years ago)
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posted b3
Posted: at 2-04-2009 06:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 2-04-2009 07:57 PM (16 years ago)
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posted b9
Posted: at 2-04-2009 07:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-04-2009 12:43 AM (16 years ago)
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posted b4 now i am seeing
Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:43 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 3-04-2009 12:47 AM (16 years ago)
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where were you
Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-04-2009 12:49 AM (16 years ago)
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i was at home busy
Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:49 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 3-04-2009 12:55 AM (16 years ago)
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with sripod
Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-04-2009 12:56 AM (16 years ago)
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yessss
Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:56 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 3-04-2009 12:59 AM (16 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-04-2009 12:59 AM (16 years ago)
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so wats up with ya
Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:59 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 3-04-2009 01:02 AM (16 years ago)
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coz that time stripod dey my house,with one chick
Posted: at 3-04-2009 01:02 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-04-2009 01:04 AM (16 years ago)
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stop it b4 i cry now
Posted: at 3-04-2009 01:04 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 3-04-2009 01:06 AM (16 years ago)
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cry the pains aways
Posted: at 3-04-2009 01:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-04-2009 01:07 AM (16 years ago)
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*crying*........i will..more tissues pls
Posted: at 3-04-2009 01:07 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 3-04-2009 01:09 AM (16 years ago)
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take handkechief
Posted: at 3-04-2009 01:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 3-04-2009 01:11 AM (16 years ago)
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*blows nose*thx
Posted: at 3-04-2009 01:11 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 3-04-2009 01:12 AM (16 years ago)
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ummm
Posted: at 3-04-2009 01:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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