SCREENSAVER IN HEAVEN

William Gates III, the founder of Microsoft Corporation died in the year 2090...and when he got to heavens, God said because of his works on earth, helping people computer-wise..He(God) would give him(William) a chance to choose between heaven and hell.

God asked him to look through the Windows and choose. First he looked into Heaven and saw Angels playing harps praising God, boring William said.

Then he checked out hell and saw girls in Bikini, Jams blasting, Drinks, Smoke. He was happy, he didn't think twice before he chose to go to HELL.

Two weeks later, God went back to check on William. William was sweating and in pain, he grunted...God this is not the place you showed me 2 weeks ago.

God replied, oh sorry William, I forgot to tell you that what you saw was just a screensaver.

Posted: at 24-03-2009 07:18 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

U try sha but
Posted b4040

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Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:11 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

U 4 talk YANSH paper na?

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Posted: at 24-03-2009 08:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
G, G, na you sabi, i no understand dis one.....

Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:43 AM (16 years ago) | Hero

lol William Gate's don hear am

Posted: at 24-03-2009 12:08 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

na wetin i dey use when i wan attack.... G, abeg i no still understand you....

Posted: at 24-03-2009 01:08 PM (16 years ago) | Hero

how him wan take hear..... persin wey don died since 2090....
  2090? which kind lie lie be dis.....

Posted: at 25-03-2009 05:15 PM (16 years ago) | Hero

Bad screen saver.... ahahaha

Posted: at 25-03-2009 08:03 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

u try jare

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Posted: at 25-03-2009 10:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac