A Man and A Beggar...

Date: 19-07-2012 7:03 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Fertymor Fatty
- at 19-07-2012 07:03 PM (10 years ago)
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A MUST READ (i do laugh tire...)

A man and a Beggar.
CAUTION: Stickily for Adults.

A man and his wife were visiting a family friend with a public transport. He gave money to one beggar inside a bus and by the time they got to the next bus stop his penis disappeared.

The man shouted my penis is lost o and the people inside the bus ordered the driver to stop and the driver stopped.
The man told everybody wat happened and they started beating the beggar, after receiving a hot beating the beggar said let me fix it back.

The beggar brought out a small bag containing other peoples penis he had collected, opened it and poured them on the ground, the man shouted see my penis.

As the man was about picking his penis, his wife shouted "my friend drop that thing and collect that big one. Don't you know I have been managing dat small tin since, Nonsense!!!

Posted: at 19-07-2012 07:03 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 19-07-2012 08:20 PM (10 years ago)
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na waoooo

Posted: at 19-07-2012 08:20 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mizcollins1 at 19-07-2012 10:51 PM (10 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 19-07-2012 10:51 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 19-07-2012 11:09 PM (10 years ago)
Breaking news,
Owners got home to see two thieves DEAD lying at their door .
Autopsy revealed no fowl play,the victims have simply laughed them selves to dealth.
poster you yeye funny die . lol
Posted: at 19-07-2012 11:09 PM (10 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 20-07-2012 06:38 AM (10 years ago)
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Hoihoihoi Laff don bend my thing

Posted: at 20-07-2012 06:38 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 20-07-2012 08:38 AM (10 years ago)
if laugh bend your thing,
wetin cry go con do ?
sure cry go strangle your thing.
Posted: at 20-07-2012 08:38 AM (10 years ago) |
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- Dockiy at 20-07-2012 12:40 PM (10 years ago)
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I was laughing b4 i saw disssssss, what is't called?
Posted: at 20-07-2012 12:40 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Fertymor at 20-07-2012 12:52 PM (10 years ago)
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una try... Lolz
Posted: at 20-07-2012 12:52 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 20-07-2012 01:33 PM (10 years ago)
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ur teeth white today  Grin thank God

Posted: at 20-07-2012 01:33 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-07-2012 08:17 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Fertymor on 20-07-2012 12:52 PM
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una try... Lolz
huh dis 1 don pass be carefull

Posted: at 20-07-2012 08:17 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fertymor at 20-07-2012 08:32 PM (10 years ago)
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Lolz... ExpertTbright, you don find me reach here again
Posted: at 20-07-2012 08:32 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 22-07-2012 03:28 PM (10 years ago)
dem never see you yet ,
anyway  Undecided boo
Posted: at 22-07-2012 03:28 PM (10 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 22-07-2012 04:10 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-07-2012 04:10 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 22-07-2012 05:16 PM (10 years ago)
still  Undecided boo
Posted: at 22-07-2012 05:16 PM (10 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 23-07-2012 01:52 PM (10 years ago)
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yeye

Posted: at 23-07-2012 01:52 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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fire TRENDING GISTS fire

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