u must lay an egg (Page 6)

Date: 26-03-2009 5:40 pm (16 years ago) | Author: bob peter
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- omatseye at 3-04-2009 06:30 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on  2-04-2009 07:01 PM
Quote from: emmymth on  2-04-2009 05:50 PM
Autumn bank

firebank....
Shocked
Posted: at 3-04-2009 06:30 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 3-04-2009 09:22 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  2-04-2009 10:42 AM
y'ello! any 1 home

yea...........i think
Posted: at 3-04-2009 09:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 3-04-2009 09:50 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  3-04-2009 09:22 AM
Quote from: size1 on  2-04-2009 10:42 AM
y'ello! any 1 home

yea...........i think
Na u dey house abi?
Posted: at 3-04-2009 09:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 3-04-2009 10:27 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  3-04-2009 09:50 AM
Quote from: iphie on  3-04-2009 09:22 AM
Quote from: size1 on  2-04-2009 10:42 AM
y'ello! any 1 home

yea...........i think
Na u dey house abi?
wich house or village?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 3-04-2009 10:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 3-04-2009 12:10 PM (16 years ago)
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ok na village she dey
Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 3-04-2009 01:31 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  3-04-2009 12:10 PM
ok na village she dey
Quote from: emmymth on  3-04-2009 12:10 PM
ok na village she dey
SE NA HUT OR PALM LEAVES HOUSE
Posted: at 3-04-2009 01:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 3-04-2009 01:33 PM (16 years ago)
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NA BAMBOO HOUSE
Posted: at 3-04-2009 01:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 3-04-2009 01:56 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  3-04-2009 01:33 PM
NA BAMBOO HOUSE

OK CANAL HOUSE
Posted: at 3-04-2009 01:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 4-04-2009 10:00 AM (16 years ago)
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mud house
Posted: at 4-04-2009 10:00 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-04-2009 10:09 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 26-03-2009 05:40 PM
After a night of drinking, Martins crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. 

 

"Who the hell are you? "Demanded Martins, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

 

The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, and I'm St Peter".

Martins was stunned.

"You mean I'm dead? That can't be, I have so much to live for,  I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away."

St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated, but there is a catch! . We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

 

Martins was devastated but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This isn't so bad," he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

 

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen. How are you enjoying your first day here?

 

"It's not so bad, "replied Martins, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode."

 

"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me  you've never laid an egg before."

 

"Never," replied Martins.

 

"Well, just relax and let it happen." And so he did, and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popped out from under his tail.

 

An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

 

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to him...ever!! !

 

The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,

 

Martins! Wake up, you drunken bastard, you're shitting  on the bed."


Jokes funnie! Smiley
Posted: at 4-04-2009 10:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 4-04-2009 03:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  4-04-2009 10:09 AM
Quote from: omatseye on 26-03-2009 05:40 PM
After a night of drinking, Martins crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. 

 

"Who the hell are you? "Demanded Martins, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

 

The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, and I'm St Peter".

Martins was stunned.

"You mean I'm dead? That can't be, I have so much to live for,  I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away."

St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated, but there is a catch! . We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

 

Martins was devastated but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This isn't so bad," he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

 

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen. How are you enjoying your first day here?

 

"It's not so bad, "replied Martins, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode."

 

"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me  you've never laid an egg before."

 

"Never," replied Martins.

 

"Well, just relax and let it happen." And so he did, and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popped out from under his tail.

 

An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

 

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to him...ever!! !

 

The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,

 

Martins! Wake up, you drunken bastard, you're shitting  on the bed."


Jokes funnie! Smiley

TANX.BABE....
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 4-04-2009 03:50 PM (16 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 03:51 PM (16 years ago)
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Funnie!
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:51 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 4-04-2009 03:53 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: sillbaby27 on  4-04-2009 03:51 PM
Funnie!
TANX..BABE..WHERE AR U?
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 4-04-2009 04:07 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on  4-04-2009 03:50 PM
Roll Eyes
Grin
Posted: at 4-04-2009 04:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 04:15 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on  4-04-2009 03:53 PM
Quote from: sillbaby27 on  4-04-2009 03:51 PM
Funnie!
TANX..BABE..WHERE AR U?

On a tour. Why?
Posted: at 4-04-2009 04:15 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 4-04-2009 04:33 PM (16 years ago)
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tour in naija?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 4-04-2009 04:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 5-04-2009 10:32 AM (16 years ago)
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EYOMENT
Posted: at 5-04-2009 10:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 5-04-2009 09:41 PM (16 years ago)
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heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheheeh..cant stop laughing shitty shitty oshi...!!!funny nice one omatt
Posted: at 5-04-2009 09:41 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 5-04-2009 10:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on  4-04-2009 03:53 PM
Quote from: sillbaby27 on  4-04-2009 03:51 PM
Funnie!
TANX..BABE..WHERE AR U?

 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 5-04-2009 10:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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