u must lay an egg

Date: 26-03-2009 5:40 pm (12 years ago) | Author: bob peter
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- at 26-03-2009 05:40 PM (12 years ago)
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After a night of drinking, Martins crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. 

 

"Who the hell are you? "Demanded Martins, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

 

The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, and I'm St Peter".

Martins was stunned.

"You mean I'm dead? That can't be, I have so much to live for,  I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away."

St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated, but there is a catch! . We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

 

Martins was devastated but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This isn't so bad," he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

 

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen. How are you enjoying your first day here?

 

"It's not so bad, "replied Martins, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode."

 

"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me  you've never laid an egg before."

 

"Never," replied Martins.

 

"Well, just relax and let it happen." And so he did, and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popped out from under his tail.

 

An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

 

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to him...ever!! !

 

The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,

 

Martins! Wake up, you drunken bastard, you're shitting  on the bed."

Posted: at 26-03-2009 05:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 26-03-2009 06:31 PM (12 years ago)
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LOL


hahahahahahhahahahahahah



Posted: at 26-03-2009 06:31 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- isobara at 26-03-2009 06:45 PM (12 years ago)
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omo,if na so, why be say we never hear your gist since. cos i believe say dat guy na you.                          if not ,how you take know everything wey happen for d dream.........anyway nice one sha!! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-03-2009 06:45 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatseye at 26-03-2009 06:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 26-03-2009 06:31 PM
LOL


hahahahahahhahahahahahah




thanx....
Posted: at 26-03-2009 06:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 26-03-2009 06:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: isobara on 26-03-2009 06:45 PM
omo,if na so, why be say we never hear your gist since. cos i believe say dat guy na you.                          if not ,how you take know everything wey happen for d dream.........anyway nice one sha!! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

e fi b u o
Posted: at 26-03-2009 06:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 26-03-2009 07:01 PM (12 years ago)
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omotsaseye u don fall my hand,so u shi t for bed...
Posted: at 26-03-2009 07:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-03-2009 12:28 AM (12 years ago)
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LOL mehn!!!!! i laugh so tayyyyy water commot 4 my eyes..Grin thumbs up dude!!!!
Posted: at 27-03-2009 12:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 27-03-2009 01:55 AM (12 years ago)
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9ice one brother
Posted: at 27-03-2009 01:55 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 27-03-2009 07:08 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 27-03-2009 01:55 AM
9ice one brother
tanx..pal
Posted: at 27-03-2009 07:08 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 27-03-2009 07:08 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-03-2009 12:28 AM
LOL mehn!!!!! i laugh so tayyyyy water commot 4 my eyes..Grin thumbs up dude!!!!

tanx pal....
Posted: at 27-03-2009 07:08 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 27-03-2009 10:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 27-03-2009 07:08 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-03-2009 12:28 AM
LOL mehn!!!!! i laugh so tayyyyy water commot 4 my eyes..Grin thumbs up dude!!!!

tanx pal....

CHIE....
Posted: at 27-03-2009 10:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 27-03-2009 10:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-03-2009 12:28 AM
LOL mehn!!!!! i laugh so tayyyyy water commot 4 my eyes..Grin thumbs up dude!!!!

i photocopy emma, chei dis is dilirious
Posted: at 27-03-2009 10:12 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 27-03-2009 10:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 10:12 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-03-2009 12:28 AM
LOL mehn!!!!! i laugh so tayyyyy water commot 4 my eyes..Grin thumbs up dude!!!!

i photocopy emma, chei dis is dilirious
Y U DEY 4LO EMMA 4 YASH
Posted: at 27-03-2009 10:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 27-03-2009 12:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 27-03-2009 10:32 AM
Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 10:12 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-03-2009 12:28 AM
LOL mehn!!!!! i laugh so tayyyyy water commot 4 my eyes..Grin thumbs up dude!!!!

i photocopy emma, chei dis is dilirious
Y U DEY 4LO EMMA 4 YASH

fowl head, u want make we start our own abi...........nngwanu e we ro nsogbu o
Posted: at 27-03-2009 12:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 27-03-2009 02:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: moak on 27-03-2009 11:20 AM
very very funny, e must wash the cloth himself
tanx...moak
Posted: at 27-03-2009 02:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 27-03-2009 02:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 12:22 PM
Quote from: omatseye on 27-03-2009 10:32 AM
Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 10:12 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-03-2009 12:28 AM
LOL mehn!!!!! i laugh so tayyyyy water commot 4 my eyes..Grin thumbs up dude!!!!

i photocopy emma, chei dis is dilirious
Y U DEY 4LO EMMA 4 YASH

fowl head, u want make we start our own abi...........nngwanu e we ro nsogbu o
c who b fowl head....i just pity u 2day...or else
Posted: at 27-03-2009 02:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 27-03-2009 07:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 27-03-2009 02:36 PM
Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 12:22 PM
Quote from: omatseye on 27-03-2009 10:32 AM
Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 10:12 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-03-2009 12:28 AM
LOL mehn!!!!! i laugh so tayyyyy water commot 4 my eyes..Grin thumbs up dude!!!!

i photocopy emma, chei dis is dilirious
Y U DEY 4LO EMMA 4 YASH
Huh?

fowl head, u want make we start our own abi...........nngwanu e we ro nsogbu o
c who b fowl head....i just pity u 2day...or else
Huh? Roll Eyes Tongue Embarrassed Lips Sealed Undecided Kiss :'(
Posted: at 27-03-2009 07:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 28-03-2009 12:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 27-03-2009 07:29 PM
Quote from: omatseye on 27-03-2009 02:36 PM
Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 12:22 PM
Quote from: omatseye on 27-03-2009 10:32 AM
Quote from: iphie on 27-03-2009 10:12 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-03-2009 12:28 AM
LOL mehn!!!!! i laugh so tayyyyy water commot 4 my eyes..Grin thumbs up dude!!!!

i photocopy emma, chei dis is dilirious
Y U DEY 4LO EMMA 4 YASH
Huh?

fowl head, u want make we start our own abi...........nngwanu e we ro nsogbu o
c who b fowl head....i just pity u 2day...or else
Huh? Roll Eyes Tongue Embarrassed Lips Sealed Undecided Kiss :'(

chie..
Posted: at 28-03-2009 12:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 28-03-2009 01:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Dream or Nightmare which one?
Posted: at 28-03-2009 01:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 28-03-2009 10:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: moak on 27-03-2009 11:20 AM
very very funny, e must wash the cloth himself

moak u go wiicked oooo as i dey look u...Grin..u just conclude
Posted: at 28-03-2009 10:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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