40th Wedding Anniversary

Date: 30-03-2009 2:05 am (15 years ago) | Author: j ppop
- at 30-03-2009 02:05 AM (15 years ago)
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On their 40th wedding anniversary an old couple were sitting on the front porch in rocking chairs. All of a sudden the wife swatted her husband knocking him over and sprawling onto the flloor. "What was that for?" he asked. She replied "that was for 40 years of bad sex."

He got up, picked up the chair and sat back down. A few minutes later the husband satted his wife knocking her over and sprawling on the floor. "What was that for?" she asked. The husband replied "that's for knowing the difference."

Posted: at 30-03-2009 02:05 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Toks-E at 30-03-2009 02:10 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahahaa
nice one

Posted: at 30-03-2009 02:10 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-03-2009 02:45 AM (15 years ago)
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heheheheheheheeh
Posted: at 30-03-2009 02:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 30-03-2009 05:05 AM (15 years ago)
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Sheshesheshesheshe

Posted: at 30-03-2009 05:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 30-03-2009 09:04 AM (15 years ago)
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JP JP.... Grin Grin Grin
old boy ehen, i no know the title wey i for give you.... nna ehen, but you too much sha...
make me self laf like toks  Grin Grin Grin Grin hehehehehehehehehe....
Posted: at 30-03-2009 09:04 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 30-03-2009 09:12 AM (15 years ago)
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really funny.So d wife dey play away match

Posted: at 30-03-2009 09:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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