A lady approaches her priest & tells him "Father, I av a problem. I av two female talking parrots, but they only knw hw to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to av some fun?'" "dat's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I av a solution to ur problem. Bring ur two female parrots over to my house & I will put them wth my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray & read d bible. My parrots will teach ur parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase & ur female parrots will learn d joys of praise & worship." "Thank u!" d woman responded. The next day d woman brings her female parrots to d priest's house. His two male parrots are holding d rosary beads & praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with d male parrots & the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to av some fun?" One male parrot looks over at d other male parrot & exclaims, "Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"
Posted: at 30-03-2009 03:26 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
omatseye at 30-03-2009 03:41 PM (16 years ago) (m)
chie...funny...i stil dey roll 4 ground
Posted: at 30-03-2009 03:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
A lady approaches her priest & tells him "Father, I av a problem. I av two female talking parrots, but they only knw hw to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to av some fun?'" "dat's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I av a solution to ur problem. Bring ur two female parrots over to my house & I will put them wth my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray & read d bible. My parrots will teach ur parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase & ur female parrots will learn d joys of praise & worship." "Thank u!" d woman responded. The next day d woman brings her female parrots to d priest's house. His two male parrots are holding d rosary beads & praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with d male parrots & the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to av some fun?" One male parrot looks over at d other male parrot & exclaims, "Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"
cool
2.0.
Posted: at 30-03-2009 08:51 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
NeutralGuy at 30-03-2009 10:38 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Hey Dude....i dey salute you jo,FILE!!!!! Don't touch it Jo,Ogbono Fele Fele...Edwizzie Broad,you dey hot like fire...I go invite you come our youth program me where i go pirate your joke,no worry,go ask my pastor make him stand up and leave his seat for you as VIP concern,I dey feel you Broda Kip it up!!!!!!!
Posted: at 30-03-2009 10:38 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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