BUJU BANTON

Date: 29-07-2012 9:18 am (11 years ago) | Author: charles etuhu
- at 29-07-2012 09:18 AM (11 years ago)
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A guy went to a native doctor and requested to
know how bright his destiny will be. The native doctor drew a circle with a white chalk and another circle with a black chalk.
He placed a dead millipede on the floor and asked
the guy to watch
carefully.
He said he would say some incantations to
make the dead millipede start crawling. He told
the guy that if the
millipede crawls into the white circle, it means his destiny will be
bright but if it crawls into the black circle, it
means his destiny will be dark.
He began making the incantations and the dead millipede started
crawling. When it got in between the two circles,
it turned and started crawling towards the
black circle.
The guy watched. As it was about to crawl into the black circle,
the guy picked it and gently dropped it on
the white circle. The native doctor got furious and asked why he did that.
The guy replied
he won't fold his
arms and watch his destiny crawl into darkness because HIS
DESTINY IS IN HIS
HANDS. Grin Grin





the native doctor  fainted! Grin


Posted: at 29-07-2012 09:18 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 29-07-2012 11:41 AM (11 years ago)
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Abeg wake the native doctor b4 him frm faint die

Posted: at 29-07-2012 11:41 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mo-the-mo at 29-07-2012 12:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Aha  u mean am !!
Posted: at 29-07-2012 12:09 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 29-07-2012 12:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Him mean amoo with him bar head

Posted: at 29-07-2012 12:22 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 29-07-2012 12:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok una destiny na millipede

Posted: at 29-07-2012 12:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-07-2012 12:59 PM (11 years ago)
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NA u sabi

Posted: at 29-07-2012 12:59 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bingbagbo at 29-07-2012 01:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 29-07-2012 12:59 PM
NA u sabi



tell am jare Angry

Posted: at 29-07-2012 01:58 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- chummyli at 29-07-2012 02:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Tell who? Amebo

Posted: at 29-07-2012 02:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-07-2012 02:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh ?

Posted: at 29-07-2012 02:35 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 29-07-2012 05:52 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided

Posted: at 29-07-2012 05:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-07-2012 08:03 PM (11 years ago)
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Bele

Posted: at 29-07-2012 08:03 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 29-07-2012 08:06 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 29-07-2012 08:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-07-2012 08:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Undecided

Posted: at 29-07-2012 08:28 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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