Mr David Bukka on a plane

Date: 30-07-2012 1:31 am (12 years ago) | Author: Abba Abdullahi
- at 30-07-2012 01:31 AM (12 years ago)
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A Nigerian man and a white American guy were seated on a plane. The Nigerian man had a bunch
of banana, while d white American guy had a monkey. The Nigerian man wanted to use d toilet, he
said to the White American guy; please watch over my bananas, while am gone. He went, came
back and found out that the bananas were all gone. The white American guy pointed at the monkey
and said; your brother here, ate all of them. The Nigerian man said nothing. Minutes later, the
White American guy said; please hold my monkey while i go pee. He went, came back and met the monkey, dead. He asked the Nigerian man what happened and he replied; this is a family matter,
please stay out of it.

Posted: at 30-07-2012 01:31 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- jossy4reall at 31-07-2012 09:18 AM (12 years ago)
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and again

Posted: at 31-07-2012 09:18 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 1-08-2012 01:38 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 1-08-2012 01:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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