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![-]( "nickyvil") nickyvil at 31-03-2009 11:43 PM (15 years ago)  (m) - If you messed up your life, you could press" Alt, CTRL, Delete" and start all over!
- To get your daily exercise, just click on" run"!
- If you need a break from life, click on "suspend"
- Hit " any key" to continue life when ready.
- To get even with neighbuors, turn up the sound blaster.
- To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
- If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
- When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
- "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
- You wouldn't need auto insurance, you'd use your diskette to recover from crash.
- We would click "send' and the kids would go to bed immediately.
- To feel like a person, click on " refresh".
- Click on " close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
- To undo a mistake, click on "back".
- Is your wardrobe getting old? click "update".
- If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete". | Posted: at 31-03-2009 11:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 1-04-2009 09:54 AM (15 years ago) (m) Nickyvil 2 much of everytin no good o, u don dey fal people hand o, morova no b by force 2 post topic. Wetin b dis 1?
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 1-04-2009 09:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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You try nicky... creative!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 1-04-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago) (m) Wetin creative inside? I knw say na dis kind tin u kuku dey lik@ silly j
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Wetin creative inside?
I knw say na dis kind tin u kuku dey lik@ silly j
Gwhy...The guy has tried na! 
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 1-04-2009 10:13 AM (15 years ago) (m) Did u read d post? He said UR LIFE not HIS@ silly j
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Recoverd") Recoverd at 1-04-2009 10:13 AM (15 years ago) (f) Creative! Bt d way he put it made it sim dry | Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 1-04-2009 10:21 AM (15 years ago) (m) Add water na
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "emmymth") emmymth at 3-04-2009 12:45 PM (15 years ago) (m) a litl good
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED | Posted: at 3-04-2009 12:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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lol | Posted: at 3-04-2009 02:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "nickyvil") nickyvil at 4-04-2009 02:29 AM (15 years ago) (m) no fight oo | Posted: at 4-04-2009 02:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sillbaby27") sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago) (f) This is neither here nor there. The poster sounds rather proud for my liking...Now, dont take this personal ok? | Posted: at 4-04-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 4-04-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) (m) Hmmm Analizer
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 4-04-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "dinho4lyf") dinho4lyf at 4-04-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) (m) | Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sillbaby27") sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago) (f) Hmmm
Analizer
Tranquilizer  | Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "dinho4lyf") dinho4lyf at 4-04-2009 03:21 PM (15 years ago) (m) Stabelizer | Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "emmymth") emmymth at 7-04-2009 09:37 AM (15 years ago) (m) Stabelizer
wat?
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED | Posted: at 7-04-2009 09:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "iphie") iphie at 7-04-2009 11:13 AM (15 years ago) (f) olodo..dey there dey shout wat, instead make u talk say anastetizer or adaptorizer u dey find wat | Posted: at 7-04-2009 11:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "emmymth") emmymth at 7-04-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago) (m) see ur face lyk 'come to my house later and collect d long thing'
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED | Posted: at 7-04-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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