Fridays in Hell

Date: 04-04-2009 9:13 am (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 4-04-2009 09:13 AM (15 years ago)
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil.

Devil: Why are you so sad?

Guy: Why do you think? I’m in hell.

Devil: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin’ man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Devil: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet Tab. We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.

Guy: Gee, that sounds great.

Devil: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it.

Devil: All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin’ lungs out. If you get cancer, it’s okay — you’re already dead.

Guy: Golly!

Devil: I bet you like to gamble, too.

Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. You like to do drugs?

Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don’t mean…?

Devil: That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of the Titanic. You can do all the drugs you want, and you’ll never die — you’re already dead.

Guy: Neat! I never realized hell was such a happenin’ place!

Devil: You gay?

Guy: No.

Devil: Oh, you’re gonna hate Fridays.

Posted: at 4-04-2009 09:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- sillbaby27 at 10-04-2009 11:29 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahaha! Fridays in hellQ!
Posted: at 10-04-2009 11:29 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deroy at 10-04-2009 03:38 PM (15 years ago)
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I can help u find a job.
Posted: at 10-04-2009 03:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 10-04-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Don't called friday hell because today is good friday.
Posted: at 10-04-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 10-04-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on 10-04-2009 04:29 PM
Don't called friday hell because today is good friday.

    Huh?  Called what?
Posted: at 10-04-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 10-04-2009 05:28 PM (15 years ago)
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who says she is calling friday hell?
Posted: at 10-04-2009 05:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 10-04-2009 07:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on 10-04-2009 04:29 PM
Don't called friday hell because today is good friday.

did u freaking read d joke at all?

d joke is funny tho.....
Posted: at 10-04-2009 07:11 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 10-04-2009 07:23 PM (15 years ago)
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hhahaha Grin Cool Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 10-04-2009 07:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 10-04-2009 08:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 10-04-2009 08:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 10-04-2009 08:47 PM (15 years ago)
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VERY FUNNY;D
Posted: at 10-04-2009 08:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 10-04-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago)
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funnie
Posted: at 10-04-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 11-04-2009 12:28 AM (15 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 11-04-2009 12:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 11-04-2009 01:50 AM (15 years ago)
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..
Posted: at 11-04-2009 01:50 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- nigerianlove at 11-04-2009 02:21 AM (15 years ago)
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lol hahaha
Posted: at 11-04-2009 02:21 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 11-04-2009 02:55 AM (15 years ago)
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The joke got me shining ma teeth. Very Funny. Lol
Posted: at 11-04-2009 02:55 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 10-05-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks!
Posted: at 10-05-2009 04:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 11-05-2009 11:15 AM (14 years ago)
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U're welcome
Posted: at 11-05-2009 11:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 5-06-2009 06:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Lips Sealed
Posted: at 5-06-2009 06:00 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 16-06-2009 09:16 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 16-06-2009 09:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mabello at 17-06-2009 05:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Dont know what to make out of this
Posted: at 17-06-2009 05:23 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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