![-]( "federico") federico at 18-06-2009 12:03 AM (15 years ago)  (m) wat abt saturday or sunday
| Posted: at 18-06-2009 12:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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I wonder...fred plz carrie out research for sat & sun
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 18-06-2009 01:03 PM (15 years ago) (m) I wonder...fred plz carrie out research for sat & sun
Make i try 4 him 1st. the guy go escape from hell on sat, on sunday devil will return him back 2 hell 2 continue there normal life bcos " A friend in need is a friend in deed" | Posted: at 18-06-2009 01:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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haha!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 18-06-2009 02:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil.
Devil: Why are you so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I’m in hell.
Devil: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin’ man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet Tab. We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Devil: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Devil: All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin’ lungs out. If you get cancer, it’s okay — you’re already dead.
Guy: Golly!
Devil: I bet you like to gamble, too.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don’t mean…?
Devil: That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of the Titanic. You can do all the drugs you want, and you’ll never die — you’re already dead.
Guy: Neat! I never realized hell was such a happenin’ place!
Devil: You gay?
Guy: No.
Devil: Oh, you’re gonna hate Fridays.
@ poster... loved it!!!! 
I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM! | Posted: at 19-06-2009 02:44 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "ironlady") ironlady at 19-06-2009 02:52 AM (15 years ago) (f) @ poster... loved it!!!! | Posted: at 19-06-2009 02:52 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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I wonder...fred plz carrie out research for sat & sun
Make i try 4 him 1st. the guy go escape from hell on sat, on sunday devil will return him back 2 hell 2 continue there normal life bcos " A friend in need is a friend in deed" GBRAVO U DON HIGH OOOO..  ... | Posted: at 19-06-2009 04:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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I wonder...fred plz carrie out research for sat & sun
Make i try 4 him 1st. the guy go escape from hell on sat, on sunday devil will return him back 2 hell 2 continue there normal life bcos " A friend in need is a friend in deed" good suggestion.... 
I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM! | Posted: at 19-06-2009 05:38 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 19-06-2009 11:29 AM (15 years ago) (m) Reply |
thanks all
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 21-06-2009 01:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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lol
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 8-08-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago) (m) haha
| Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 8-08-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago) (m) Reply |
![-]( "teeco") teeco at 8-08-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago) (m) you better decide
| Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 8-08-2009 12:31 PM (15 years ago) (m) No i cant, eveen if you hang me | Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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haha!!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 8-08-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago) (m) haha!!
Laugh now. this is time for laughing | Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 8-08-2009 12:35 PM (15 years ago) (m) yap
| Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:35 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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I guess!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 8-08-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago) (m) keep Laughting
| Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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federico
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