A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I"ll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 4-04-2009 11:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 02:45 PM (16 years ago) (f)
mmm. good!
Posted: at 4-04-2009 02:45 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
lol me I NEVER SEE AM OOOO....lol..yeye woman..make God give person better wife...na so them go tell her say make she go shoot her husband say them go give her $2000..way she go go do am....
Posted: at 4-04-2009 10:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 6-04-2009 09:17 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 4-04-2009 10:02 PM
lol me I NEVER SEE AM OOOO....lol..yeye woman..make God give person better wife...na so them go tell her say make she go shoot her husband say them go give her $2000..way she go go do am....
Emma... Emma... mmm...lol
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 6-04-2009 09:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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