MUMU VILLAGE BIG BOY

Date: 05-04-2009 11:38 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Gy Kits
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- at 5-04-2009 11:38 PM (15 years ago)
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A guy after toasting a babe 4 d next Village decided 2 finally pay her a visit.
So he tel im mama mak im help am go market buy Material(Cloth) so im go take am sow underwear as d one wey im dey wear b4 don work so tey d thing don expire.
The mama buy 6Meters length of material,d tailor cut 3Meters comot(ds 1 im keep 4 house) com use d remaining 3meters sow pant 4 am.
Satisfied about im new pant d guy carry leg begin journey go d babe village.As im reach road kaka(shit) begin wori am,na im d guy enter bush go attack(shit) so tey im 4get im precious designer underwear 4 there inside bush unto tree.
On getin 2 d babe house,d guy decided 2 show off is underwear by sitting directly opposite d Girl.
Horrified d girl stared in d direction of the guy's KOKO.Thinking dat his aim of showing off his undies had been achieved d guy said 2 d girl boastfully..........
I HOPE U LIKE IT COS I STILL HAVE 3METERS REMAINING at HOME!!!!!


Posted: at 5-04-2009 11:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kelzteady at 6-04-2009 12:03 AM (15 years ago)
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this is waste of time
Posted: at 6-04-2009 12:03 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 6-04-2009 03:15 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kelzteady on  6-04-2009 12:03 AM
this is waste of time

Grin
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 6-04-2009 03:15 AM (15 years ago)
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gwhy...u don high oooo...Grin
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 6-04-2009 03:21 AM (15 years ago)
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brbr...busy now
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:21 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 6-04-2009 04:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  5-04-2009 11:38 PM
A guy after toasting a babe 4 d next Village decided 2 finally pay her a visit.
So he tel im mama mak im help am go market buy Material(Cloth) so im go take am sow underwear as d one wey im dey wear b4 don work so tey d thing don expire.
The mama buy 6Meters length of material,d tailor cut 3Meters comot(ds 1 im keep 4 house) com use d remaining 3meters sow pant 4 am.
Satisfied about im new pant d guy carry leg begin journey go d babe village.As im reach road kaka(shit) begin wori am,na im d guy enter bush go attack(shit) so tey im 4get im precious designer underwear 4 there inside bush unto tree.
On getin 2 d babe house,d guy decided 2 show off is underwear by sitting directly opposite d Girl.
Horrified d girl stared in d direction of the guy's KOKO.Thinking dat his aim of showing off his undies had been achieved d guy said 2 d girl boastfully..........
I HOPE U LIKE IT COS I STILL HAVE 3METERS REMAINING at HOME!!!!!

funny

Posted: at 6-04-2009 04:30 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 6-04-2009 08:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kelzteady on  6-04-2009 12:03 AM
this is waste of time
this 1 wey u cari tie 4 neck lik Gateman.
Go post ur own na.

Posted: at 6-04-2009 08:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Gwhy,e dey pain u?

Posted: at 6-04-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 6-04-2009 11:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Brb to read it.
Posted: at 6-04-2009 11:17 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 11:19 AM (15 years ago)
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wat's BrB?

Posted: at 6-04-2009 11:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 6-04-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  6-04-2009 11:19 AM
wat's BrB?
Be Right Back.
Posted: at 6-04-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 11:38 AM (15 years ago)
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alryt u know it.I thought u were one of those dat uses words dey dont know their meaning.Tanx man

Posted: at 6-04-2009 11:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 6-04-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago)
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gwhy u don smake gas, plenty plenty gas
Posted: at 6-04-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 6-04-2009 12:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  5-04-2009 11:38 PM
A guy after toasting a babe 4 d next Village decided 2 finally pay her a visit.
So he tel im mama mak im help am go market buy Material(Cloth) so im go take am sow underwear as d one wey im dey wear b4 don work so tey d thing don expire.
The mama buy 6Meters length of material,d tailor cut 3Meters comot(ds 1 im keep 4 house) com use d remaining 3meters sow pant 4 am.
Satisfied about im new pant d guy carry leg begin journey go d babe village.As im reach road kaka(shit) begin wori am,na im d guy enter bush go attack(shit) so tey im 4get im precious designer underwear 4 there inside bush unto tree.
On getin 2 d babe house,d guy decided 2 show off is underwear by sitting directly opposite d Girl.
Horrified d girl stared in d direction of the guy's KOKO.Thinking dat his aim of showing off his undies had been achieved d guy said 2 d girl boastfully..........
I HOPE U LIKE IT COS I STILL HAVE 3METERS REMAINING at HOME!!!!!

Good

Posted: at 6-04-2009 12:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-04-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  6-04-2009 03:15 AM
gwhy...u don high oooo...Grin
no be lie.... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-04-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 6-04-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago)
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wats gud, lyinka, abi na una two smoke d gas
Posted: at 6-04-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 6-04-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  6-04-2009 12:18 PM
wats gud, lyinka, abi na una two smoke d gas

wetin you see

Posted: at 6-04-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 6-04-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Na wetin dey happen 4 here?

Posted: at 6-04-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 6-04-2009 12:33 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin con dey happen here

Posted: at 6-04-2009 12:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 6-04-2009 12:35 PM (15 years ago)
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 6-04-2009 12:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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