Widowest

Date: 06-04-2009 5:06 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sabbath L.
- at 6-04-2009 05:06 AM (15 years ago)
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QUESTION AND ANSWER SECTION


English lecturer:If your father died and left your mother what would she be called?

Campus Boys and Girls:Widow

English Lecturer:Wonderful! Clap for yorselves!

Campus Boys and Girls:kpa kpa   -  kpa kpa kpa  -  kpa!

English Lecturer:Now, what if your mother died, what would your father be called?

Campus Boys and Girls:Widower

English Lecturer:Beautiful!Clap for yourselves!

Campus Boys and Girls:Kpa kpa   -  kpa kpa kpa  -  kpa!

Finally,if your both parents died ,what would you be called?

Campus Boys and Girls:Widowest!

English Lecturer:What? Uwaka!   Uwaki ! Uwakiest!...Nonesense!

Posted: at 6-04-2009 05:06 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Gwhy at 6-04-2009 08:07 AM (15 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 6-04-2009 08:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teegrams at 6-04-2009 09:08 AM (15 years ago)
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Hahahahaha widowest?Campus guys cud b something dis days
Posted: at 6-04-2009 09:08 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 6-04-2009 09:11 AM (15 years ago)
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hehe!
Posted: at 6-04-2009 09:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 10:33 AM (15 years ago)
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nice joke from a newbie
Posted: at 6-04-2009 10:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- greatawo at 6-04-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago)
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A Nice one keep it up
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatseye at 6-04-2009 03:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  6-04-2009 10:33 AM
nice joke from a newbie
NICE 1....KEEP D SPIRIT OF LAUGHTER
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago)
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y u dey quote my comment to reply?na me u dey reply to?
Posted: at 6-04-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ibobobelvis at 6-04-2009 09:09 PM (15 years ago)
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fine one there my guy,keep am up
Posted: at 6-04-2009 09:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-04-2009 03:00 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: moak on  6-04-2009 08:43 AM
i'm still rolling on the floor o

moak why u dey dirty ur cloth now..Grin
Posted: at 7-04-2009 03:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 7-04-2009 09:24 AM (15 years ago)
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she no talk her and who dey dat floor?
Posted: at 7-04-2009 09:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 8-04-2009 02:03 PM (15 years ago)
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He.
Posted: at 8-04-2009 02:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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