A TRADITIONAL healer from Gokwe South has called an emergency meeting with his subjects following a bizarre incident in which 26 females including schoolgirls in his area woke up and found themselves without underwear. The missing panties were later discovered this week in Njelele Village under Chief Njelele, spreading panic among the villagers. Chief Njelele confirmed the incident and said he had since reported the matter to Gokwe Police Station. The traditional leader said he had also called for an emergency meeting to chart the way forward with his subjects. “What happened in my area is so scary and everyone is in a state of shock and panic. I have called for a meeting with my subjects in the two villages where the incident occurred and I am scheduled to meet them so that we chart the way forward,” he said. Chief Njelele said on Wednesday morning last week, the majority of women under village heads Pauro and Charisekera woke up and found themselves without underwear. The traditional leader said the owners from the two villages had positively identified their panties. “After we reported the matter to the police at Gokwe Police Station, 17 women from Pauro and Charisekera who mysteriously lost their panties positively identified their garments in the presence of the police. The remaining panties have not been identified maybe because of their state or appearance. Police, however, recorded 26 complaints from the village which tallies with the number of panties which were found in the bush,” he said. Chief Njelele said he would soon engage the police to allow him to conduct a witch- hunting ceremony following the incident. “While we have reported the matter to the police so that they conduct their investigations, I will also ask the police to allow us to invite the tsikamutandas so that we can conduct a witch-hunting ceremony,” he said. “Many subjects in my area are not against the tsikamutandas’ operations. What they want these traditional healers to do is to identify the trouble causer in the community and then allow the chief to convict and fine these trouble causers instead of themselves going around demanding cattle from the people they would have accused of practising witchcraft.” Police in Gokwe confirmed the incident. Culled from Nehanda Radio
THE QUESTION ARE WHO STOLE THE PANTIES AND HOW DID IT TRAVELLED TO NJELELE?
if u attack my papa house, I'll retaliate but if you are peace loving,I will embrace you
Posted: at 3-08-2012 08:22 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
luther4real at 3-08-2012 08:56 AM (12 years ago) (m)
funny incidence.........
Posted: at 3-08-2012 08:56 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Aso now deals in selling of woman pata.. dnt mind him he is jus advertizing is goods.. Aso has very nice pants u can stp by at is shop one of this days nd get some fr ur woman very nice quality pants na him Aso dey sell oo.. ... He sent me som sample last week
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Posted: at 3-08-2012 01:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
aso4life1 at 3-08-2012 02:42 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: verah on 3-08-2012 01:14 PM
Aso now deals in selling of woman pata.. dnt mind him he is jus advertizing is goods.. Aso has very nice pants u can stp by at is shop one of this days nd get some fr ur woman very nice quality pants na him Aso dey sell oo.. ... He sent me som sample last week
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if u attack my papa house, I'll retaliate but if you are peace loving,I will embrace you
Posted: at 3-08-2012 02:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
aso4life1 at 3-08-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: daddison on 3-08-2012 02:30 PM
Fairy tale Mr Poster. My pant flew away from my bom bom
Please, read the story very well, there are some of the panties that have not be claimed, maybe yours is there...you can inbox me, I will give you the police station's number.
if u attack my papa house, I'll retaliate but if you are peace loving,I will embrace you
Posted: at 3-08-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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