Generous Lawyer

Date: 10-08-2012 10:58 am (11 years ago) | Author: Ifeanyi
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One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass?"

The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford anything thing to eat."

So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys says, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The lawyer replied, "You're going to love it there... the grass is a foot tall!"

Posted: at 10-08-2012 10:58 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 10-08-2012 11:10 AM (11 years ago)
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Copy copy no good Sad

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- wugate3 at 10-08-2012 01:23 PM (11 years ago)
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how i wich i jam lawyer, na straigth to abroad
dat kind generous.
Posted: at 10-08-2012 01:23 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- ExpertTbright at 10-08-2012 01:26 PM (11 years ago)
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- adesma at 10-08-2012 04:57 PM (11 years ago)
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- francischi at 10-08-2012 07:14 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin but Cp

Posted: at 10-08-2012 07:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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