Birth day present

Date: 08-09-2012 1:35 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Adedeji Amos Babatunde Brıght
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- at 8-09-2012 01:35 PM (10 years ago)
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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birth day.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How you doing?"
His wife is puzzled and ask if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team".
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser wine.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
Her husband replied: She's in the ladies' bowling league, honey. We share lanes with them"
A stripper then come over to their table, trows her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into the cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He try desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She's creaming at him at the top of her lungs.
The cabby then turn his head back and see it was Dave, then he says, "Look like you pick up a real bitch tonight, Dave".
As his wife heard that one again she fainted.


Posted: at 8-09-2012 01:35 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 8-09-2012 02:55 PM (10 years ago)
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Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 8-09-2012 02:55 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ak33m at 8-09-2012 05:16 PM (10 years ago)
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Expert in re-posting old yokez dint say pb4  oh don't geh me young
Posted: at 8-09-2012 05:16 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 8-09-2012 07:25 PM (10 years ago)
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I tire for dis ExperT sef

Posted: at 8-09-2012 07:25 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 8-09-2012 09:39 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 8-09-2012 09:39 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 9-09-2012 05:01 AM (10 years ago)
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Smelling joke  Huh?

Posted: at 9-09-2012 05:01 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-09-2012 07:12 AM (10 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 9-09-2012 07:12 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 9-09-2012 09:57 PM (10 years ago)
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I no talk

Posted: at 9-09-2012 09:57 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 10-09-2012 02:06 PM (10 years ago)
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wia una see Pb4  Huh?

Posted: at 10-09-2012 02:06 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 11-09-2012 01:07 PM (10 years ago)
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we see am for ur body!

Posted: at 11-09-2012 01:07 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 11-09-2012 05:21 PM (10 years ago)
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I thought you posted a joke Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted: at 11-09-2012 05:21 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 12-09-2012 03:30 AM (10 years ago)
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Me 2

Posted: at 12-09-2012 03:30 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 12-09-2012 10:53 PM (10 years ago)
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Me 3

Posted: at 12-09-2012 10:53 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- tacha at 13-09-2012 03:54 AM (10 years ago)
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 :Dmake u na encourage am naw
Posted: at 13-09-2012 03:54 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 13-09-2012 04:45 AM (10 years ago)
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U don let's start frm u

Posted: at 13-09-2012 04:45 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 13-09-2012 03:48 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 13-09-2012 04:45 AM
U don let's start frm u
elp me tell ram well abeg

Posted: at 13-09-2012 03:48 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 13-09-2012 05:49 PM (10 years ago)
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Me 4 is equals to pb4  Cheesy

Posted: at 13-09-2012 05:49 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 14-09-2012 12:27 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes na u sabi

Posted: at 14-09-2012 12:27 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 14-09-2012 08:49 PM (10 years ago)
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Undecided

Posted: at 14-09-2012 08:49 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-09-2012 02:42 PM (10 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 15-09-2012 02:42 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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