Questions I hate being askEd

Mostly this AKATA people go call your house line and if you pick...and you dey use English to answer am..the next question go be Do u speak English? Yo idiot ..I just used English to answered you abi. Very annoying question
Next question..from your parents..when you are on the phone, who are you talking to or who are you texting or what are you doing on computer? Then u go come turn your head side by side to se if they ate asking someone else...very annoying
From your partner..how many guys have you slept with? Yo son why do u wanna know...let forget about the past and move on.... Annoying   
Why are your feets so small or big? Yo I wasn't God that created myself...
From a coworker or friend..why do u speak English so well? Hahha listen up in my country we speak English there..plus I go to school..damn off..annoying..
While in the shower.....who is in the bathroom or are you in the shower?
Why didn't you reply to any of my text or why didn't you pick my call or calls? Yo do I own u an explanation ?
You and your friend going out maybe to shopping and all of a sudden a woman walked passed you and your friend asked why is she wearing different colors?  ask her
Your turn..