Better Deal !!!!

Date: 16-04-2009 1:32 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 16-04-2009 01:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."
 

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Posted: at 16-04-2009 01:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- size1 at 16-04-2009 04:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-04-2009 04:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-04-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-04-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 16-04-2009 11:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-04-2009 11:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 17-04-2009 02:42 AM (15 years ago)
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WATIN DO ALL OF UNA THE JOKE NO THEY OKAY..?..INCHES..NICE ONE JARE...Grin
Posted: at 17-04-2009 02:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 17-04-2009 03:11 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 17-04-2009 03:11 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 17-04-2009 10:57 AM (15 years ago)
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nice bargain in deed
Posted: at 17-04-2009 10:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zino100 at 17-04-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 17-04-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 17-04-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago)
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u correct
Posted: at 17-04-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 17-04-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one dia.D pastor na business man
Posted: at 17-04-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 17-04-2009 01:01 PM (15 years ago)
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i sure say na ibo man self
Posted: at 17-04-2009 01:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 17-04-2009 01:21 PM (15 years ago)
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they like money past their life
Posted: at 17-04-2009 01:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 17-04-2009 01:21 PM (15 years ago)
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they value money past their life
Posted: at 17-04-2009 01:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 17-04-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago)
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anytyn wey u like talk
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