Looking into their eyes

Date: 17-04-2009 10:01 pm (16 years ago) | Author: ken
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

Posted: at 17-04-2009 10:01 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheenor at 18-04-2009 10:49 AM (16 years ago)
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may be
Posted: at 18-04-2009 10:49 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Recoverd at 18-04-2009 06:35 PM (16 years ago)
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PASSING.....
Posted: at 18-04-2009 06:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 18-04-2009 06:37 PM (16 years ago)
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ok oooo...dont spoil my day abeg!!
Posted: at 18-04-2009 06:37 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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