DON'T GIVE ME THAT HORSE SHIT!

Date: 19-04-2009 1:21 am (15 years ago) | Author: kelly rynejersey
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- at 19-04-2009 01:21 AM (15 years ago)
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THE GENERAL WENT OUT TO FIND THAT NONE OF HIS G.I's WERE THERE.
ONE FINALLY RAN UP, PANTING HEAVILY.

" Sorry sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late.
I ran to the bus but missed it. I hailed a cab but it broke down. Found a farm,
Bought a horse but it dropped dead. Ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

THE GENERAL WAS VERY SKEPTICAL ABOUT THIS EXPLANATION, BUT AT LEAST HE WAS HERE SO HE LET THE G.I. GO.

Moments later, eight more G.I.'s came up to the General panting and he ask each of them individually why they are late.

" Sorry sir! I had a date, it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down. Found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

THE GENERAL EYED THEM ALL, FEELING VERY SKEPTICAL, BUT SINCE HE'D LET THE FIRST GUY GO, HE LET THEM GO, TOO.

A TENTH G.I JOGGED UP TO THE GENERAL, PANTING HEAVILY.

" Sorry sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I
hailed a cab but....."

" let me guess," THE GENERAL INTERRUPTED,
" It broke down."

"No," said the G.I. " there were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever
to get around them."
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Veni, Vidi, Non-Velcro!!!.......................Kelly

Posted: at 19-04-2009 01:21 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Sheenor at 19-04-2009 07:19 AM (15 years ago)
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wow this is hmmm
too much
Posted: at 19-04-2009 07:19 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 19-04-2009 08:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on 19-04-2009 07:19 AM
wow this is hmmm
too much

 Smiley Smiley Smiley
cheers sheenor! Wink
Posted: at 19-04-2009 08:32 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 19-04-2009 07:06 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha...Nice one.@ scorpionheart99.
Posted: at 19-04-2009 07:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Recoverd at 19-04-2009 10:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol... Funie
Posted: at 19-04-2009 10:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 20-04-2009 01:26 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Edwizzie on 19-04-2009 07:06 PM
hahahaha...Nice one.@ scorpionheart99.

 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 20-04-2009 01:26 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nigerianlove at 20-04-2009 02:37 AM (15 years ago)
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lol good one
Posted: at 20-04-2009 02:37 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-04-2009 02:39 AM (15 years ago)
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LMAO......Cheesy
Posted: at 20-04-2009 02:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 20-04-2009 02:42 AM (15 years ago)
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@ Emmanuel Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 20-04-2009 02:42 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 20-04-2009 02:43 AM (15 years ago)
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okayy i hat long things cat read but i think its funny tho
Posted: at 20-04-2009 02:43 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 20-04-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL.................
Posted: at 20-04-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 20-04-2009 04:36 PM (15 years ago)
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i guess d general guessed wrong, nice 1 babe
Posted: at 20-04-2009 04:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 9-08-2009 04:04 AM (14 years ago)
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tnx babe.... where have you been hiding anywayz?Huh?? its been ages since....
Posted: at 9-08-2009 04:04 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 9-08-2009 04:09 AM (14 years ago)
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SHE WENT FOR HER TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE...
Posted: at 9-08-2009 04:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 9-08-2009 04:13 AM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-08-2009 04:13 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 9-08-2009 06:21 AM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 9-08-2009 06:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- naughtiboi at 9-08-2009 10:24 AM (14 years ago)
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Which kain shit u want make i gve u.
Posted: at 9-08-2009 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 04:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: naughtiboi on  9-08-2009 10:24 AM
Which kain shit u want make i gve u.

Anyone Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2009 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 10-08-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Anyshit.
Posted: at 10-08-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 10-08-2009 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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