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![-]( "angelosas") angelosas at 10-11-2012 03:13 PM (12 years ago)  (f) Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her honeypot.
He asks her what it is and she embarrassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."
A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"
She replies, "I lost it, honey."
A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"
Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"  lol | Posted: at 10-11-2012 03:13 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Amaight") Amaight at 10-11-2012 03:54 PM (12 years ago) (m) Lmao | Posted: at 10-11-2012 03:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "DaCutest") DaCutest at 10-11-2012 04:01 PM (12 years ago) (f)
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks* | Posted: at 10-11-2012 04:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "chummyli") chummyli at 10-11-2012 04:57 PM (12 years ago) (f) 
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling... | Posted: at 10-11-2012 04:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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Chaii..lol
I shine-u vex,I cute-u beef,I fresh-u ugly.I comment -u hiss I book dana airline for u=u die*GBAM* | Posted: at 10-11-2012 06:26 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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O-kay
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa | Posted: at 10-11-2012 07:02 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 11-11-2012 11:54 AM (12 years ago) (m) Make I go wash my face I dey com
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 11-11-2012 11:54 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "omomarty") omomarty at 11-11-2012 02:49 PM (12 years ago) (f) | Posted: at 11-11-2012 02:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Rihannaaa") Rihannaaa at 11-11-2012 04:14 PM (12 years ago) (f) very nice poster 
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me! | Posted: at 11-11-2012 04:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "colenzo") colenzo at 11-11-2012 06:18 PM (12 years ago) (m) pb4 3yrs
Support me... If you don't understand me don't write about me | Posted: at 11-11-2012 06:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "DaCutest") DaCutest at 11-11-2012 10:08 PM (12 years ago) (f) Make I go wash my face I dey com
 
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks* | Posted: at 11-11-2012 10:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Rihannaaa") Rihannaaa at 13-11-2012 12:37 AM (12 years ago) (f) wetin do ya face?
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me! | Posted: at 13-11-2012 12:37 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 13-11-2012 07:00 AM (12 years ago) (m) 
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 13-11-2012 07:00 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 13-11-2012 09:21 AM (12 years ago) (m) wetin do ya face? I wan use ur black spong wash am 
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 13-11-2012 09:21 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Rihannaaa") Rihannaaa at 13-11-2012 05:45 PM (12 years ago) (f) I wan use ur black spong wash am na u be Dacutest?
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me! | Posted: at 13-11-2012 05:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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I wan use ur black spong wash am u won blınd be dat 
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa | Posted: at 13-11-2012 08:08 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "globala") globala at 14-11-2012 12:45 PM (12 years ago) (m) still sleeping
Globala is the game!!! | Posted: at 14-11-2012 12:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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