Fart; a silent killer.

Date: 24-11-2012 8:21 am (8 years ago) | Author: suny dave
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- at 24-11-2012 08:21 AM (8 years ago)
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A man wanted to surprise his wife by preparing super before her arrival. On this faithful day, the wife stopped at a friend's house and was offered a big plate of beans. She ate to her satisfaction, knowing fully well that she would only prepared her husband meal cos she was already ok for 9t. On her way home she felt a huge urge to visit the comfort station, but kept to herslf that she will manage to get home before going to the toilet. The hushand has prepared her favourite dish of rice and plantain. The house bell rang, the husband quickly ran to get the door. "welcome dear, i have  a surprise for u". The husband use a vail to cover the wife's eyes and lead her to the dinning table. All the time the wife tried to explain to the husband that she would like to visit the toile but he didnt allow. Feeling very very uncomfortable, she managed to sit down. During this time, the house phone rang and the husband went to receive it. The wife seeing this as an opportunity, raised one side of her buttocks and release a silent fart. Thank God the husband was yelling at the other end, he could'nt hear the sound of the fart. But the odour was another thing else. The wife use her hand to wave air across the table in order to drive the odour away. She waited for another minute, seeing the husband stil talking, release another louder fart. Wave the odour away as usual. By then the husband was through. She was a little bit releave nw. The husband aproach her, nt knowng what has happened, removed the vail. And behold, there were 12 others sitting at the table with hand across their nose. 


Posted: at 24-11-2012 08:21 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 24-11-2012 09:17 AM (8 years ago)
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pb4 Sad

Posted: at 24-11-2012 09:17 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 24-11-2012 09:22 AM (8 years ago)
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U try Smiley

Posted: at 24-11-2012 09:22 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 24-11-2012 10:10 AM (8 years ago)
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Old skull Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:10 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prosophina1 at 24-11-2012 10:42 AM (8 years ago)
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wat a mess Grin Roll Eyes Shocked Embarrassed
Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:42 AM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- tripple2love at 24-11-2012 11:48 AM (8 years ago)
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 Grin, @ dacutest, thanks jawie, na only u sabi better thing. Others, na mess ful dia brain.

Posted: at 24-11-2012 11:48 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 24-11-2012 12:09 PM (8 years ago)
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Tired of dis site, Full of shit  Undecided

Posted: at 24-11-2012 12:09 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 24-11-2012 02:41 PM (8 years ago)
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imagine even new beans know that u posted  m e s s !

Posted: at 24-11-2012 02:41 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 24-11-2012 03:14 PM (8 years ago)
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Sleeping under d water.  Smiley

Posted: at 24-11-2012 03:14 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 24-11-2012 05:24 PM (8 years ago)
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p1000000 million b4
Posted: at 24-11-2012 05:24 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 24-11-2012 10:08 PM (8 years ago)
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 Angry

Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:08 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 24-11-2012 10:11 PM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes dem dey burn face o   Undecided

Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:11 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 24-11-2012 10:12 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on 24-11-2012 10:08 PM
Angry

what? Huh?
Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:12 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 24-11-2012 10:16 PM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes yu come hıa dey don sıght you  too much small tıme now dey go thıef you, come stand besıde me  Smiley

Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:16 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 24-11-2012 10:24 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 24-11-2012 10:16 PM
Roll Eyes yu come hıa dey don sıght you  too much small tıme now dey go thıef you, come stand besıde me  Smiley
FUNNY GUY NA IDEA U WAN TAKE ENTER?
NOBODY DEY THIEF AM CUZ SHE DEY GO WITH BODY GUARD
WEN I GIVE HER

Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:24 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 24-11-2012 10:27 PM (8 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:27 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 24-11-2012 10:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 24-11-2012 10:24 PM
FUNNY GUY NA IDEA U WAN TAKE ENTER?
NOBODY DEY THIEF AM CUZ SHE DEY GO WITH BODY GUARD
WEN I GIVE HER
na me dey use ıdea  Huh?  Roll Eyes  Angry u don 4get say ı get boyz for hıa  Huh? u go soon smell ur yansh  Undecided

Posted: at 24-11-2012 10:30 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- micc at 1-12-2012 06:09 PM (8 years ago)
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I c
Posted: at 1-12-2012 06:09 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 1-12-2012 08:53 PM (8 years ago)
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 Shocked  Roll Eyes yuu mean am

Posted: at 1-12-2012 08:53 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 2-12-2012 11:23 PM (8 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 2-12-2012 11:23 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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