WARNING LADIES: 10 Thing You MUST Not Do Infront Of Your Man (Page 3)

Date: 06-12-2012 11:10 am (11 years ago) | Author: Prince Sammy
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- Awosolakay at 9-12-2012 04:50 PM (11 years ago)
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i like no 2.i ve ran away from a lady cos of that no 2.She ate any hw when she visited me 1st time,she also talk carelessly the very 1st day right dia in my aunt company.I tell you that was the end btw us.
Posted: at 9-12-2012 04:50 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- FlyMamacita at 9-12-2012 08:06 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: xband on  6-12-2012 11:10 AM
10 Thing You MUST Not Do Infront Of Your Man..

1. Fart in front of your man.
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, first, check out the real meaning of the word ‘farting’ and then go and ask a man whom you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him.

So man no dey fart ?



2. Eating too much.
 Try to control your eating habit when you are with your man. Do not be deceived with the fact that he loves you: he may give you red card because of your eating habit. I realize that ladies are recently becoming fans of food especially in Kenya.

If u hungry u go eat now,, when she bcom too big tell her  Cheesy

3. Washing of your undies (panties).
 NEVER you wash your undies in presence of your man. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your
undies. It is a big fallacy and please, washing of your undies front of your man makes him see
you as a dirty and shameless element.

Agreed

4. Bad sitting habit (improper sitting).
This is very important to you ladies because some of you feel comfortable sitting anyhow in
front of your man. You feel he is yours and he should see your laps, your pants etc since he is
used to seeing them. But a typical man feels insecure when you do this in front of him: he feels you will also do it front of others. Men hates this, learn to sit properly in front of your man.

If na home i go sidan d way i like even if na on top am

5. Laughing excessively
Control the length you laugh in front of your man. When he is not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish.
I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn't know when she populated: Too bad. Cry

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

6. Talking too much
We men have come to accept that women talk too much but we still hate it. Be moderate when talking in presence of your man. You may talk and win the award as the most expensive talkative when your man is not around.

Agreed
7. Talking dirty.
Please, have control of things you say in front of your man. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

uhu not always  Cool

8. Drinking of alcohol;
Though, not all men hate this attitude but most men do including me xband Tongue

occasionally  Smiley
9. Always watching movies.
if you love to always watch movies, please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop that once your man is around.
Give him total concentration if he is talking with you.

ok
10. Fighting.
Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that one day you will fight his mother. Ladies Please Roger That..

agreed
Posted: at 9-12-2012 08:06 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mezmerise at 2-04-2013 09:36 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ela214 on  6-12-2012 10:20 PM
really,so u r telling me that if i want to fart i will excuse myself from my husband,may the single ladies can do sum of it,as 4 me they r all fake living.
but cum to tink of it to they r all fake,not fartin na e be say the gril go die now.ije boyfriend
DON'T FART, DON'T EAT TOO MUCH, DON'T TALK TOO MUCH, DON'T LAUGH TOO MUCH. ALL IS RUBBISH TALK'. MANY GUYZ REALLY EXPECT LADIES TO BE PERFECT ANGELS WHICH IS NOT POSSIBLE. AND SOME STUPID LADIES HIDE AND HIDE AND HIDE ALMOST EVERYTHING THAT MAKES THEM COMFORTABLE TO PLEASE A GUY THEY HOPING ON BUT AT THE END THEY ARE STILL JILTED LIKE A USED UP RAGS. IF YOU MEET SOME WHO LOVE YOU FOR YOU YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO SQUIZ YOU CAMEL THROUGH A NEEDLES EYE BEFORE YOU ARE APPRECIATED. WE HAVE HEARD OF WICKED MOTHER INLAWS THAT NOTHING A LADY DOES PLEASES THEM BECAUSE THEY THINK TH WOMAN IS TRYING TO STILL THEIR SON, ABEG ANY LOVE RELATIONSHIP THAT IS LIQUID CONTENT ONLY IS JUST A FANTASY DREAM THAT SPOIL THE RELATIONSHIP. JUST DATE THE PERSON THAT WANT THE ORIGINAL YOU NOT THE PART OF YOU THAT LOOKS AND BEHAVE LIKE JENIFER LOPEZ, KIM KARDASHIAN, ANGELINA JOLLY AND ALL THE FANSY SUPER STAR YOU SEE ON MOVIES
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- mezmerise at 2-04-2013 10:05 AM (11 years ago)
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IF THIS WAS THE CERTIFICATE CRITERIA FOR A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP THEN 99.9% OF OUR SINGLE LADIES PILING UP EVERY YEAR LIKE UNEMPLOYED GRADUATE IN LAGOS WOULD HAVE BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO BECAUSE MANY LADIES HAVE TRIED TO QUIZ THEIR CAMEL THROUGH THE EYES OF A NEEDLE JUST TO PLEASE THE GUY THEY ARE DATING BUT AT THE END THEY END UP WITH OOH MY GOD. THE POINT YOU CAN HOLD IN YOUR FART FOR ETERNITY, KEEP QUIET LINK A SEEP, START WEARING BOXERS INSTEAD OF PANTS, STARVE UR STOMACH, RECEIVE SLAP FROM ALL HIS FAMILY MEMBERS, HIDE AND TRMBLE WHENEVER YOU HEAR HIS VOICE LIKE HE IS YOUR GOD, MMMTOOOO IF YOU ARE NOT HIS TRUE LOVE ALL IS VANITY. BUT IF YOU MEET SOME ONE WHO LOVE YOU TRUELY FROM HIS HEART EVEN YIF YOU FART LIKE A SKUNK BURP LIKE PRINCESS FIONA. DISPLAY YOUR PANTIES IN HIS PRESENCE, TALK DIRTY, HE WILL SYILL MARRY YOU OOH, BECAUSE THE LAST I CHECKED NO HUMAN CAN BE PERFECT, A LADY CAN BE MODEST IN HER BEHAVIOR BUT SHE WILL NEVER BECOME AN ANGEL, SO ANY GUY EXPECTING YOU AS A LADY TO TURN AN ANGEL BEFORE YOU CAN MEET HIS STANDARD NA WAYO OOH BECAUSE ANY TIME YOU SLIP IT WILL BE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE YOU. I WONDER ALL THE GOOD QUALITY OF RELATIONSHIP REQUIREMENT ARE IMPOSE ON LADIES, SO NA GUY GO FART BESIDE A LADY AND NOT EXPECTED TO BE FART ON BACK BY A LADY, NA GUY GO WASH HIM BOXER AND DISPLAY THEM. ABEG FORGET ALL THE HOOLA BALLOOO JOOO
Posted: at 2-04-2013 10:05 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- mezmerise at 2-04-2013 10:24 AM (11 years ago)
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 DON'T FART, DON'T EAT TOO MUCH, DON'T TALK TOO MUCH, DON'T LAUGH TOO MUCH. ALL IS RUBBISH TALK'. MANY GUYZ REALLY EXPECT LADIES TO BE PERFECT ANGELS WHICH IS NOT POSSIBLE. AND SOME STUPID LADIES HIDE AND HIDE AND HIDE ALMOST EVERYTHING THAT MAKES THEM COMFORTABLE TO PLEASE A GUY THEY HARE HOPING ON BUT AT THE END THEY ARE STILL JILTED LIKE A USED UP RAGS. IF YOU MEET SOME WHO LOVE YOU FOR YOU, YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO SQUIZ YOUR CAMEL THROUGH A NEEDLES EYE BEFORE YOU ARE APPRECIATED. WE HAVE HEARD OF WICKED MOTHER INLAWS THAT NOTHING A LADY DOES PLEASES THEM BECAUSE THEY THINK THE WOMAN IS TRYING TO STEAL THEIR SON, ABEG ANY LOVE RELATIONSHIP THAT IS LIQUID CONTENT ONLY IS JUST A FANTASY DREAM. IF A GUY TRUELY LOVE THERE WILL BE NO RULES AND REGULATIONS LIKE THE TEN COMMANDMENT O F MOSES. MOST LADIES IN LAGOS ARE ALWAYS IN THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR YET THE POPULATION OF SINGLE UNMARRIED MATURE LADIES ARE PILING UP EVERY YEAR LIKE UNEMPLOYED GRADUATE, YET YOU CAN NOT SEE A LADY THAT FART ANY WHERE NEAR ANYBODY, SOME DON'T EVEN FART AT ALL BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE IN THEIR BEST BAHAVIOR. THE TRUTH IS IS IF YOU IF TOU MEET SOMEONE WHO LOVE FOR YOU HE WILL ACCEPT YOUR DOWN SIDEAS WELL AS YOU BEST PART, SO EVEN IF YOU FARTED LIKE A SKUNK BESIDE HIM, TALK DIRTY WITH HIM, TALK SO MUCH WHILE EXPRESSING YOUR ANGER OR EMMOTION, HAVE TO EAT BECUAUSE YOU ARE HUNGRY, SEAT IMPROPERLY WHEN YOU ARE ALONE, DISAGREE WITH HIS FAMILY MEMBER WHEN YOU CHEATED OR WRONGED, HE WILL STILL LOVE YOU. THE FUNNIEST THING SOME LADIES CANT EVEN BURP IN FRONT OF THEIR LOVER BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO SO, I WONDER THE WHAT THE WORD LOVER REALLY MEAN IF YOU ARE STILL A PRISONER AROUND BF AS WHEN YOU ARE AROUND ENEMIES.
Posted: at 2-04-2013 10:24 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- sophiebaby at 2-04-2013 10:35 AM (11 years ago)
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Una still dey mess?

Posted: at 2-04-2013 10:35 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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