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Date: 08-12-2012 8:28 am (12 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- NEWRUMOUR at 8-12-2012 10:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  8-12-2012 08:28 AM
Imagine this conversation:
Chichi: Do you smoke?
Akpos: Yes.
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs.
Chichi: How much per pack?
Akpos: N200.
Chichi: And how long have you been smoking?
Akpos: For 15 years.
Chichi: So, one pack costs N200, and you have 3 packs a day, which puts your spending each month at N18,000. In one year, it would be N216,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: If in one year you spend N216,000 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at over N3,000,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now easily bought a brand new Range Rover HSE Sport?
Akpos: Do you smoke?
Chichi: No.
Akpos: Where's your Range Rover HSE Sport then?
posted B4 by federer ( 09 11 2003 )  Tongue
Posted: at 8-12-2012 10:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2012 10:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Ode
Posted: at 8-12-2012 10:43 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jabanz at 8-12-2012 10:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on  8-12-2012 04:27 PM
where is your Range Rover HSE sport?
hmm i give am to charity ooo.....buh where ur own na?
Posted: at 8-12-2012 10:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2012 11:32 PM (12 years ago)
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E dey her armpit Sad
Posted: at 8-12-2012 11:32 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jabanz at 8-12-2012 11:49 PM (12 years ago)
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hu ask ya?
Posted: at 8-12-2012 11:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 9-12-2012 12:11 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on  8-12-2012 10:48 PM
hmm i give am to charity ooo.....buh where ur own na?
e dey for my backyard na
Posted: at 9-12-2012 12:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 9-12-2012 12:25 AM (12 years ago)
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why i no see am when i bin come visit you with mine?
Posted: at 9-12-2012 12:25 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 9-12-2012 08:25 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  8-12-2012 06:09 PM
Chummily na copy n paste

Mayb
Posted: at 9-12-2012 08:25 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 9-12-2012 08:27 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  8-12-2012 07:27 PM
poster na today?

Outdated pb4  Undecided

Jealousy go kill u one day... Na u go tire oooooo! Anyway who cares
Posted: at 9-12-2012 08:27 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Shydaimma at 9-12-2012 09:06 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  8-12-2012 08:28 AM
Imagine this conversation:
Chichi: Do you smoke?
Akpos: Yes.
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs.
Chichi: How much per pack?
Akpos: N200.
Chichi: And how long have you been smoking?
Akpos: For 15 years.
Chichi: So, one pack costs N200, and you have 3 packs a day, which puts your spending each month at N18,000. In one year, it would be N216,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: If in one year you spend N216,000 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at over N3,000,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now easily bought a brand new Range Rover HSE Sport?
Akpos: Do you smoke?
Chichi: No.
Akpos: Where's your Range Rover HSE Sport then?

  Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Chummily good one
But why you come use my name na
Posted: at 9-12-2012 09:06 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-12-2012 09:47 AM (12 years ago)
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No mind ram
Posted: at 9-12-2012 09:47 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Shydaimma at 9-12-2012 09:53 AM (12 years ago)
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poker hw far na...i no go mind am o
Posted: at 9-12-2012 09:53 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-12-2012 10:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes u no dey tire Huh?
Posted: at 9-12-2012 10:59 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 9-12-2012 03:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  8-12-2012 02:30 PM
Thanks ma pipo!
Rihannaa don't worry I will dash u ma nxt joke to post ​Oº°˚˚°ºĶ‎​.
E be like say ma enemies neva see dis post
Grin they don see am now
Posted: at 9-12-2012 03:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 9-12-2012 04:35 PM (12 years ago)
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so u be bad belle too Shocked
Posted: at 9-12-2012 04:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 9-12-2012 04:37 PM (12 years ago)
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trying to be good!
Posted: at 9-12-2012 04:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 9-12-2012 05:04 PM (12 years ago)
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beta be
Posted: at 9-12-2012 05:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 9-12-2012 05:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on  8-12-2012 04:27 PM
where is your Range Rover HSE sport?

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-12-2012 05:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 9-12-2012 05:06 PM (12 years ago)
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where ur own dey, u dey dere dey laf
Posted: at 9-12-2012 05:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 9-12-2012 05:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on  9-12-2012 05:06 PM
where ur own dey, u dey dere dey laf

my own d my house for my own town Tongue where your own come de
Posted: at 9-12-2012 05:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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