imagine...

Date: 08-12-2012 8:28 am (12 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 8-12-2012 08:28 AM (12 years ago)
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Imagine this conversation:
Chichi: Do you smoke?
Akpos: Yes.
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs.
Chichi: How much per pack?
Akpos: N200.
Chichi: And how long have you been smoking?
Akpos: For 15 years.
Chichi: So, one pack costs N200, and you have 3 packs a day, which puts your spending each month at N18,000. In one year, it would be N216,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: If in one year you spend N216,000 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at over N3,000,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now easily bought a brand new Range Rover HSE Sport?
Akpos: Do you smoke?
Chichi: No.
Akpos: Where's your Range Rover HSE Sport then?

Posted: at 8-12-2012 08:28 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
- jabanz at 8-12-2012 08:33 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin nice one
Posted: at 8-12-2012 08:33 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 8-12-2012 08:39 AM (12 years ago)
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Thanks sweedy
Posted: at 8-12-2012 08:39 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 8-12-2012 01:41 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice 1
Posted: at 8-12-2012 01:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 8-12-2012 01:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 8-12-2012 01:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 8-12-2012 01:54 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Cool
Posted: at 8-12-2012 01:54 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rihannaaa at 8-12-2012 02:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Was gonna post the Akpos version but u beat me to it  Sad
Posted: at 8-12-2012 02:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 8-12-2012 02:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Thanks ma pipo!
Rihannaa don't worry I will dash u ma nxt joke to post ​Oº°˚˚°ºĶ‎​.
E be like say ma enemies neva see dis post
Posted: at 8-12-2012 02:30 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 8-12-2012 02:34 PM (12 years ago)
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bouyontic no dey na, na d big badbelle b dat
Posted: at 8-12-2012 02:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 8-12-2012 02:53 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 8-12-2012 02:53 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 8-12-2012 03:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Lol... Jabanz do u smoke?
Posted: at 8-12-2012 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 8-12-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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no, y asking or u wan initiate me?
Posted: at 8-12-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 8-12-2012 04:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Haha
Posted: at 8-12-2012 04:23 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 8-12-2012 04:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on  8-12-2012 03:22 PM
no, y asking or u wan initiate me?
where is your Range Rover HSE sport?
Posted: at 8-12-2012 04:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ela214 at 8-12-2012 05:26 PM (12 years ago)
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ha ha ha Cheesy
Posted: at 8-12-2012 05:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 8-12-2012 06:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on  8-12-2012 02:34 PM
bouyontic no dey na, na d big badbelle b dat

Ma dear I tire for dat guy oo
Posted: at 8-12-2012 06:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2012 06:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Chummily na copy n paste
Posted: at 8-12-2012 06:09 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- globala at 8-12-2012 06:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on  8-12-2012 02:34 PM
bouyontic no dey na, na d big badbelle b dat
una don block am naa belle dey sweet u cuz no rival now!
Posted: at 8-12-2012 06:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 8-12-2012 07:27 PM (12 years ago)
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poster na today?

Outdated pb4  Undecided
Posted: at 8-12-2012 07:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2012 07:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Tell ram
Posted: at 8-12-2012 07:51 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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