I need answers pls

Date: 08-12-2012 2:54 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Jessica Michael
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- at 8-12-2012 02:54 PM (11 years ago)
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You gave a beautiful girl a lift and she faints in your car,
 you quickly drive to the hospital and the doctor says she is pregnant and congratulates you. Shocked
 You say you are not the father and she says you are the father, :
you request for a DNA test and after the results the doctor says you are not the father because you are infertile. Glad and relieved you leave the hospital.
On your way home you remember that you have 3 children at home.

 WHO IS THEIR FATHER? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 8-12-2012 02:54 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- DaCutest at 8-12-2012 03:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?
They fell from heaven
Posted: at 8-12-2012 03:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 8-12-2012 03:17 PM (11 years ago)
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u knw d answer already na..... dem gals dey cheat
Posted: at 8-12-2012 03:17 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 8-12-2012 04:21 PM (11 years ago)
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hahaha very funny ,i laff well well for this joke where the poster post ,but the laff expired when i read the joke 3 years ago and since that time them don post am like another 1,000,000,003 time ,i waka dey laff dey go.
Posted: at 8-12-2012 04:21 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 8-12-2012 04:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Smiley
Posted: at 8-12-2012 04:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 8-12-2012 04:57 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked  Wink
Posted: at 8-12-2012 04:57 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 8-12-2012 05:02 PM (11 years ago)
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Ma wife will answer dat one
Posted: at 8-12-2012 05:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 8-12-2012 05:05 PM (11 years ago)
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Mary am sure your wife name go be Akpos  Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2012 05:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ela214 at 8-12-2012 05:21 PM (11 years ago)
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 the answer no 2 far ask ur neighbour or gateman. Cheesy
Posted: at 8-12-2012 05:21 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 8-12-2012 05:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 8-12-2012 05:39 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- phunny at 8-12-2012 05:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: wakawaka247 on  8-12-2012 04:21 PM
hahaha very funny ,i laff well well for this joke where the poster post ,but the laff expired when i read the joke 3 years ago and since that time them don post am like another 1,000,000,003 time ,i waka dey laff dey go.
Na true o! Me sef follo laff 4dt 3yrs ago wey dem post am. Check d poster profile, e neva sabi internet dt time. Na new beans. Me sef folo dƐŶ waka dƐŶ laff dƐŶ go but I ¢ση 4get say na PB44million.
Posted: at 8-12-2012 05:48 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2012 06:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Old joke Roll Eyes
Posted: at 8-12-2012 06:22 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 8-12-2012 07:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Wıa ıs the joke sev  Roll Eyes
                                                                                   Roll Eyes
            Roll Eyes
                                                   Roll Eyes
                                                                                                                                        Roll Eyes
Posted: at 8-12-2012 07:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 8-12-2012 07:44 PM (11 years ago)
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gush
Posted: at 8-12-2012 07:44 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2012 07:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Sad
Posted: at 8-12-2012 07:47 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- NEWRUMOUR at 8-12-2012 09:27 PM (11 years ago)
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PB4 by john ( 03 11 1908 )  Tongue
Posted: at 8-12-2012 09:27 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2012 10:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 8-12-2012 10:49 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Shydaimma at 9-12-2012 08:56 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jessymic on  8-12-2012 02:54 PM
You gave a beautiful girl a lift and she faints in your car,
 you quickly drive to the hospital and the doctor says she is pregnant and congratulates you. Shocked
 You say you are not the father and she says you are the father, :
you request for a DNA test and after the results the doctor says you are not the father because you are infertile. Glad and relieved you leave the hospital.
On your way home you remember that you have 3 children at home.

 WHO IS THEIR FATHER? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Huh??? Huh? Undecided
Posted: at 9-12-2012 08:56 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-12-2012 08:59 AM (11 years ago)
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Sad
Posted: at 9-12-2012 08:59 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Shydaimma at 9-12-2012 09:03 AM (11 years ago)
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you dun wake? how did u sleep?
hope say Uchicha (cockroach) no bite you
oya solly you hear...make i massage dat area wey e bite you?
Posted: at 9-12-2012 09:03 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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