tripple2love at 13-12-2012 12:02 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
An electric vacuum cleaner sales man appeared at the door of an old lady's bungallow and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt." The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my NEPA bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"
I am thinking about how to stop thinking.
Posted: at 13-12-2012 12:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Shydaimma at 13-12-2012 09:24 AM (12 years ago) (f)
Quote from: tripple2love on 13-12-2012 12:02 AM
An electric vacuum cleaner sales man appeared at the door of an old lady's bungallow and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt." The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my NEPA bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"
Ahahaaaa you try
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Posted: at 13-12-2012 09:24 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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