An electric vacuum cleaner

Date: 13-12-2012 12:02 am (8 years ago) | Author: suny dave
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- at 13-12-2012 12:02 AM (8 years ago)
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An electric vacuum  cleaner sales man appeared at the door
of an old lady's bungallow and, without
allowing the woman to speak, rushed into
the living room and threw a large bag of
dirt all over her clean carpet.
He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick
up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the
dirt."
The woman, who by this time was losing
her patience, said,
"Sir, if I had enough money to buy that
thing, I would have paid my NEPA bill
before they cut it off. Now, what would
you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"


Posted: at 13-12-2012 12:02 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jabanz at 13-12-2012 12:07 AM (8 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? bad nyt for me....what a dry stuff called joke

Posted: at 13-12-2012 12:07 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 13-12-2012 12:09 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on 13-12-2012 12:07 AM
Huh? Huh? Huh? bad nyt for me....what a dry stuff called joke

See as u give urslf curse, "bad nyt indeed".

Posted: at 13-12-2012 12:09 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-12-2012 07:16 AM (8 years ago)
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9ice 1

Posted: at 13-12-2012 07:16 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tripple2love at 13-12-2012 07:43 AM (8 years ago)
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 Grin

Posted: at 13-12-2012 07:43 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-12-2012 07:59 AM (8 years ago)
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Roll Eyes

Posted: at 13-12-2012 07:59 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tripple2love at 13-12-2012 08:22 AM (8 years ago)
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Thanks....

Posted: at 13-12-2012 08:22 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 13-12-2012 08:57 AM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 13-12-2012 08:57 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 13-12-2012 08:58 AM (8 years ago)
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PB4 , but still Banned  Angry

Posted: at 13-12-2012 08:58 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Shydaimma at 13-12-2012 09:24 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: tripple2love on 13-12-2012 12:02 AM
An electric vacuum  cleaner sales man appeared at the door
of an old lady's bungallow and, without
allowing the woman to speak, rushed into
the living room and threw a large bag of
dirt all over her clean carpet.
He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick
up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the
dirt."
The woman, who by this time was losing
her patience, said,
"Sir, if I had enough money to buy that
thing, I would have paid my NEPA bill
before they cut it off. Now, what would
you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

Ahahaaaa you try

Posted: at 13-12-2012 09:24 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 13-12-2012 09:55 AM (8 years ago)
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pb4  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 13-12-2012 09:55 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 13-12-2012 10:37 AM (8 years ago)
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who make am pb4?

Posted: at 13-12-2012 10:37 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 13-12-2012 03:59 PM (8 years ago)
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yeye

Posted: at 13-12-2012 03:59 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 13-12-2012 04:43 PM (8 years ago)
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Still Bnned , no» nnedb , no » dbnne , no »Baned, No » Banned    Angry

Posted: at 13-12-2012 04:43 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 13-12-2012 06:04 PM (8 years ago)
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Lol

Posted: at 13-12-2012 06:04 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- tripple2love at 13-12-2012 06:15 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin

Posted: at 13-12-2012 06:15 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 13-12-2012 06:26 PM (8 years ago)
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just awake!

Posted: at 13-12-2012 06:26 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 13-12-2012 06:29 PM (8 years ago)
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Abeg sleep again, we kno wan see you yeye hear...

Posted: at 13-12-2012 06:29 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 13-12-2012 06:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Abeg sleep again, we kno wan see you yeye hear...

Posted: at 13-12-2012 06:30 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 13-12-2012 06:32 PM (8 years ago)
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Abeg sleep again, we kno wan see you yeye hear...

Posted: at 13-12-2012 06:32 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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