I PROMISE... I WON'T LAUGH...

Date: 19-12-2012 7:54 pm (12 years ago) | Author: macsika imoh
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- at 19-12-2012 07:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Conversation between a nurse and a patIent

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse, "I'm a professional. In over 20 years, I've never laughed at a patient."
"Ok then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was the same size as a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she laughed at the mans penis, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I'm so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's phyuking swollen"

~the nurse fainted from laughing

Posted: at 19-12-2012 07:54 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 19-12-2012 08:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Me I don faint as I see say Na pb..
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:20 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 19-12-2012 08:33 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes me i nor laff for dis yoke
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 19-12-2012 08:38 PM (12 years ago)
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am a professional i dnt laf
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 19-12-2012 08:41 PM (12 years ago)
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professional for where?
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 19-12-2012 08:43 PM (12 years ago)
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for jokes
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 19-12-2012 08:47 PM (12 years ago)
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abeg make i pass jare
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 19-12-2012 08:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Nawaaa
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-12-2012 08:54 PM (12 years ago)
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For all of una
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:54 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 19-12-2012 08:56 PM (12 years ago)
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chimuli go be d nurse
Posted: at 19-12-2012 08:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 20-12-2012 01:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Boo 4 all of una
Posted: at 20-12-2012 01:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 20-12-2012 02:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 20-12-2012 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- NEWRUMOUR at 20-12-2012 06:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jessymic on 20-12-2012 02:17 PM
Angry Angry Angry
na ur hubby u dey frow ya yeye face 4 ?  Shocked
Posted: at 20-12-2012 06:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 20-12-2012 06:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Oldschool joke pbmillion
Posted: at 20-12-2012 06:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 20-12-2012 08:33 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-12-2012 08:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-12-2012 08:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Oooops
Posted: at 20-12-2012 08:43 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 23-12-2012 03:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ANELEEVEREST on 19-12-2012 08:56 PM
chimuli go be d nurse

and u ma patient wit d battry hmmm
Posted: at 23-12-2012 03:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 23-12-2012 06:31 PM (12 years ago)
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i tried
Posted: at 23-12-2012 06:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 23-12-2012 06:32 PM (12 years ago)
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to laf
Posted: at 23-12-2012 06:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 23-12-2012 06:32 PM (12 years ago)
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buh all effort wasted
Posted: at 23-12-2012 06:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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