If Ʋ don't laff, Ʋ have problem.

A man went to meet his father in law to be & was
chewing gum.The farmer in law shouted on him in a harsh voice...

Father In Law :- Young man, U're coming to seek my
daughter's hand in marriage and u're chewing gum.

That's a sign of disrespect!

Man :- Sir, I only chew gum when i drink or smoke.

Father In Law :- U mean u drink & smoke and u're here to seek my daughter's hand in marriage?

Man :- Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club.

Father In Law :- U club too?

Man :- I'm sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison.

Father In Law :- U've also been in prison before? Omg!

Man :- Sorry sir, I went to jail when i killed somebody.

Father In Law :- What!!! U're a killer???

Man :- Sir, It happened out of anger.It was certain man that didn't allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him.

Father In Law :- U are highly welcome my son.U are on the right track. U're absolutely the right man for ♍Ɣ daughter. Have ur seat pls n let me get u some kola nut.......lol.. ...

Posted: at 27-12-2012 05:47 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Pb4

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Posted: at 27-12-2012 09:35 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  Don't hate the player, hate the game 

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Posted: at 27-12-2012 09:42 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

We know 

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Posted: at 27-12-2012 11:16 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  rihanaa nawao for u ooh every person@rihanna i love u@ hope u no do something oo

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Posted: at 27-12-2012 11:18 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na serious juju Na. My papa Na babalawo 

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Posted: at 27-12-2012 11:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nawao rihanaa thank God i dey with God no weopon fashioned against me shall                                                   

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Posted: at 27-12-2012 11:44 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

U wey don fall tey tey 

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Posted: at 27-12-2012 12:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 27-12-2012 09:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac