Weird Habits Women Have In The Bedroom

Date: 25-01-2013 10:27 am (9 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- at 25-01-2013 10:27 AM (9 years ago)
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Most guys will be comfortable directing you on how to please them in the bedroom. What they won’t do is comment on all the weird habits you have that aren’t directly related to intercourse, but that still manage to turn them off. And since men won’t tell you that it’s weird, I will. Here are 14 odd behaviors women have during sex.

Answering a text
There is a double standard here. If a man answers a text at any point during sex the initial making out, the 4-play, mid-coitus, or within ten minutes after completion it’s considered very offensive. The woman immediately feels that she’s just being used for sex, and doesn’t deserve any respect. But then, most women will reach for that phone if it beeps during 4-play or right after completion

Acting like a professional masseuse

Is that pressure too much? Is it too warm in here? Higher? Lower?” Speaking in just one octave too high can totally pull your guy out of the mood, and make him feel like you see this segxwal encounter as a job. You just want to get it done, and do it well. When asking for any direction, for goodness sake ask in a sensual voice.

Mentioning anyone else…at all

Don’t mention that your best friend’s boyfriend does this thing to her that she really likes in bed. Don’t mention a funny segxwal anecdote of your own from a past partner. Don’t mention other people! There’s a very particular mindset a person has to be in to have sex, and usually picturing other people segxwally or not pulls them out of that mindset. Save your gossiping for later.

Keeping eye contact
Do you want to know what most men think if you insist on keeping eye contact with them the entire time you’re having sex? “Uh oh. She is going to cling to me until the end of time after this.” Be natural. Let your eyes wander. Close them. Bite him. Lash your head back. Don’t make your guy think you’re trying to see into his soul.

Avoiding eye contact

Some women have the opposite problem when it comes to eye contact and feel it’s too emotionally intimate. But men need a little eye contact to know that you’re still into things. If you’re flailing your head around in every direction besides his face, he’ll likely think you regret letting him have sex with you. And now you’re trying to pretend it’s not happening.

Kissing compulsively

Some women need to kiss the entire time they’re having sex. Even in positions in which it makes no sense to kiss, they will twist their head, crank their neck, or bend over to be sure those lips are locked. It’s okay to not have that happening the entire time. It doesn’t mean the encounter is purely carnal or the guy’s just using you for sex. It just means he’s paying attention to other sensations right now.

Leaving him in the dark

Too many women leave their partners in the dark about what gets them off. Instead of explaining, they just make dissatisfied looks and sounds, and make the poor guy play the guessing game with different positions and speeds. No, he actually doesn’t know what that tiny difference in tone means between your first moan and your second moan.

Telling him you read it somewhere
It’s okay if you picked up a few magazines to read about tricks in bed. Don’t tell your guy that. It makes you look like you don’t have natural intuition on what to do in bed. You know it doesn’t mean that, but when you tell a guy (as you unzip his pants) “I read about this trick in Cosmo” he just sees an eager school girl that wants an A. And not in a good way.

Apologizing for your landscaping

If you don’t tell the guy, “Oh sorry I haven’t shaved in a few days” or “My waxist has been all booked up lately,” he probably won’t notice. Really, do you know how happy he is just to be let down there? But, once you point out what bothers you about your landscaping, it might bother him.

Expecting him to undress you

Admit it; sometimes you can barely get in and out of your own clothes! How do you expect a guy to easily, gracefully slip you out of your outfit? It might seem fun to you to lie there and let him undo all five of the buttons on your high-waisted jeans and jimmy your foot out of your knee-high-boot, but he’s just losing his will to live.

Needing things to always be sensual

Women can be so sensitive about men trying to make a quickie happen, or just flat out asking, “Want to have sex right now?” But it doesn’t mean he likes or loves you any less. It just means sometimes he wants you right now. And doesn’t have patience for all that sensual, seducing song and dance. Be flattered. Don’t be angry.  Grin

Trying to be quiet

Too many women are ashamed of the noises they make during sex. But don’t be! Men love those noises! Whether you’re a screamer, moaner, name-caller, dirty-talker or loud panter, it’s better than complete silence. And a guy knows that if you’re trying to control yourself, you’re not enjoying yourself. And then he’s not enjoying himself.  Grin Grin Grin

Doing your bedtime routine, right before sex

Wait! I just need to brush my teeth and wash my face and remove my makeup and put on my night cream. THEN we can have sex.” Well, THEN he has lost the urge. Let a man be spontaneous sometimes! You’ll have plenty of time to take off your face when he’s fast asleep after a good romp.  Grin Grin

Talking afterwards
Women feel the need to comment on sex when it’s over. As flattering as it may be, post-sex is not the time to give notes on all the things he did that you loved during sex. He doesn’t need you to give him a grade. He just needs to catch his breath, get a drink of water, maybe use the bathroom and go to sleep  Grin


Posted: at 25-01-2013 10:27 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- jeneva at 25-01-2013 11:15 AM (9 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 25-01-2013 11:15 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- micc at 25-01-2013 11:27 AM (9 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 25-01-2013 11:27 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- winace at 25-01-2013 12:06 PM (9 years ago)
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Well done proffessor Sophie. I hear u , I go put some in practise . No ask me which ones o.
Posted: at 25-01-2013 12:06 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 25-01-2013 12:16 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on 25-01-2013 12:06 PM
Well done proffessor Sophie. I hear u , I go put some in practise . No ask me which ones o.

u think i dont know? u dont talk dirty, u dont moan, u dont scream, u dont say Ouuuch u hit me down dere.. u just sit and let him sweat..lol... u dont even get a button off his shirt u just let him undress u and himself.. dont be selfish Winace...  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-01-2013 12:16 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Keffejude at 25-01-2013 01:37 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 25-01-2013 12:16 PM
u think i dont know? u dont talk dirty, u dont moan, u dont scream, u dont say Ouuuch u hit me down dere.. u just sit and let him sweat..lol... u dont even get a button off his shirt u just let him undress u and himself.. dont be selfish Winace...  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


mmmmmh & no 1 is even talking about sex in a matrimonial home Huh? chineke d rate of promiscuity @9ja is totally something else, see a young single lady like sophia dey here dey form sex physiologist without any tangible theoretical degree(but i guess she could hv gotten such experience tru practicals) which every religious belief is strongly against; after em go say she self na person pekin someone else's future wife nakwa. sophie abeg do as a favour & keep ur ideologies on sex techniques to urself. u should consider writing pornographic book or rather get married  Angry Angry
Posted: at 25-01-2013 01:37 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 25-01-2013 01:58 PM (9 years ago)
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nice one Cool
Posted: at 25-01-2013 01:58 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 25-01-2013 02:29 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Keffejude on 25-01-2013 01:37 PM

mmmmmh & no 1 is even talking about sex in a matrimonial home Huh? chineke d rate of promiscuity @9ja is totally something else, see a young single lady like sophia dey here dey form sex physiologist without any tangible theoretical degree(but i guess she could hv gotten such experience tru practicals) which every religious belief is strongly against; after em go say she self na person pekin someone else's future wife nakwa. sophie abeg do as a favour & keep ur ideologies on sex techniques to urself. u should consider writing badographic book or rather get married  Angry Angry

den u better come and enroll me in any good school so i can read badography .. rubbish  Grin

Posted: at 25-01-2013 02:29 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- qtomah at 25-01-2013 04:21 PM (9 years ago)
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'dnt maintain eye contact'...'maintain eye contact'...let ur eyes wander...dnt let ur eyes wander...pls which is which???u got folks all confused.as 4 me i look str8 into his eyes n he luks bak...cikena
Posted: at 25-01-2013 04:21 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Keffejude at 25-01-2013 04:54 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 25-01-2013 02:29 PM
den u better come and enroll me in any good school so i can read badography .. rubbish  Grin

mumu i wrote p.o.r.n.o.g.r.a.p.h.y & u shamelessly quoted me 2defend urself nakwa!!  Angry Okpo!
Posted: at 25-01-2013 04:54 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wandepope at 25-01-2013 05:11 PM (9 years ago)
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these days i think people worship sex because many spend so much time thinking and talking about it...this generation needs deliverance from immorality of every kind.
Posted: at 25-01-2013 05:11 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rihannaaa at 26-01-2013 11:50 PM (9 years ago)
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Some women need to kiss the entire time they’re having sex. Even in positions in which it makes no sense to kiss, they will twist their head, crank their neck, or bend over to be sure those lips are locked. It’s okay to not have that happening the entire time. It doesn’t mean the encounter is purely carnal or the guy’s just using you for sex. It just means he’s paying attention to other sensations right now.



 Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-01-2013 11:50 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 26-01-2013 11:50 PM (9 years ago)
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Nice one Sophie  Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

Posted: at 26-01-2013 11:50 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 28-01-2013 10:10 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 26-01-2013 11:50 PM
Some women need to kiss the entire time they’re having sex. Even in positions in which it makes no sense to kiss, they will twist their head, crank their neck, or bend over to be sure those lips are locked. It’s okay to not have that happening the entire time. It doesn’t mean the encounter is purely carnal or the guy’s just using you for sex. It just means he’s paying attention to other sensations right now.



 Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked  Grin

Posted: at 28-01-2013 10:10 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 28-01-2013 10:10 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 26-01-2013 11:50 PM
Nice one Sophie  Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

 Cool Kiss

Posted: at 28-01-2013 10:10 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 28-01-2013 11:07 AM (9 years ago)
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Cat walking by jeje

Posted: at 28-01-2013 11:07 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ela214 at 28-01-2013 11:19 AM (9 years ago)
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uhummmm,sophie, Grin Cheesy Cheesy,which 1 u dey do among them
Posted: at 28-01-2013 11:19 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 28-01-2013 02:37 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 28-01-2013 02:37 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 28-01-2013 06:58 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 28-01-2013 11:07 AM
Cat walking by jeje

So u kno say u be cat. wetin u dey do here self?

Posted: at 28-01-2013 06:58 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deboalabi262 at 29-01-2013 12:44 AM (9 years ago)
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 Cool

Posted: at 29-01-2013 12:44 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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