A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a football." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "£250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "£750" Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"£1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again. You're in my cupboard now"
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD
Posted: at 1-05-2009 04:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
femaadinho at 1-05-2009 05:10 PM (16 years ago) (m)
O.M.G
Posted: at 1-05-2009 05:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
chrissiebee at 2-05-2009 06:13 AM (16 years ago) (f)
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo....
<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/2ezmli0.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">[/url]STILL A CERTIFIED V-SQUADER!! Take it or leave it! A wise man told me don't argue with fools,Cause people from a distance, can't see who is who
Posted: at 2-05-2009 06:13 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
A wise man told me don't argue with fools,Cause people from a distance, can't see who is who
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