First Thing to do after Jail Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.
The only thing he said was, "F.F."
His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."
Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."
She responded simply, "E.F."
He repeated, "F.F."
She again replied, "E.F."
"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"
Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!"
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Posted: at 4-05-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Your guess is as good as mine, don't be deceived. it is exactly what you are thinking !!!!
FF all day, no rest, no break time, no recess!!!, Both side, back and front at the same time, that is my favourite dish any day !!!!!
I like to you a double barrel automatic revolver, that is 14_Inches_Long with 2 twins calibre, they don't fire blanks, neither do they miss their target, they are have been tested and certified o.k by NAFDAC, EFCC, ICPC and also Nigeria Medical Association !!!!
14_Inches.
Posted: at 4-05-2009 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Your guess is as good as mine, don't be deceived. it is exactly what you are thinking !!!!
FF all day, no rest, no break time, no recess!!!, Both side, back and front at the same time, that is my favourite dish any day !!!!!
I like to you a double barrel automatic revolver, that is 14_Inches_Long with 2 twins calibre, they don't fire blanks, neither do they miss their target, they are have been tested and certified o.k by NAFDAC, EFCC, ICPC and also Nigeria Medical Association !!!!
14_Inches.
LMFAO....... talk about hits and misses... dig this out....
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I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!
Posted: at 4-05-2009 07:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
As for me FF comes first before anything. If I wake up in the morning, it is FF, when I want to sleep at night it if FF.
I remember when I was hospitalised some years back for malaria, I nearly died, all my enemies thought I won't survive it, as soon as my girlfriend came to the hospital, she told all the visitor to leave us alone that she wanted to have private talk with me. When we were left alone, having know me for long, she proposed we stole a quick one !!!! Loo and behold, after about 2 hours, I jumped up from my bed and discharged myself from the hodpital. I was hail and hearty, what a wonder drug !!!
So it FF before anything...
14_Inches
Posted: at 5-05-2009 12:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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