tripple2love at 28-02-2013 07:54 AM (12 years ago)
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WHAT A TERRIFIC INTERVIEW!!! Interviewer : There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left ? Applicant : That's easy, 499 Interviewer : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge ? ...Applicant : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge ? Applicant : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Interviewer : It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why ? Applicant : Because the deer is in the fridge. Interviewer : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles ? Applicant : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday. Interviewer : Last question. In the end the old lady still died, Why ? Applicant : Err....I guess she drowned ? Interviewer : No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now :::::::::: IF NA LIKE DIS ALL INTERVIEW FOR NAIJA BE, CHAI!!! HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU THINK SAY GO GET JOB? (Lol)! Rel
I am thinking about how to stop thinking.
Posted: at 28-02-2013 07:54 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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