"Allahu Akbar, There is no one worthy of worship except Allah" In a shocking press conference Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI revealed to the world that he will be stepping down from the Catholic Church’s highest office. “Through prayer and reflection over the past years,” the world’s holiest man began, “I’ve realized that Allah is the one true God.”
Amid clattering camera shutters and roaring reporters, Pope Benedict patiently answered questions, citing traditional Muslim folklore as well as passages from the Qur’an to explain his decision. His session was interrupted only once, when he swiveled South-East to face Mecca, stooped to the ground, and recited the Asr, one of the five daily prayers central to Muslim belief.
The startling reversal comes as a shock to many familiar with the Pope’s policies on Islam. “Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached,” the Bishop of the Vatican famously said of Islam in his 2006 lecture Faith, Reason and the University—Memories and Reflections.
When asked about the quote, Pope Benedict sighed with good-humored remorse and chuckled quietly to himself: “Yeah I’ve regretted that for some time. But I was young and naïve… I see things much clearer now. Besides, I’ve always kinda liked the thought of having a sword. The Cardinals were a real pain on that one.”
When asked whether he would be reverting to his born name, Pope Benedict enthusiastically interjected. “I’ve decided to change my name to Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex-Holiness explained. “I’m keeping my surname purely for logistical reasons, so my Facebook friends and Twitter followers won’t be confused.” His transition hasn’t been without opposition. Hours after the press conference, a special Fox and Friends segment aired on FOXNEWS, featuring a picture of the Pope to include stereotypical Islāmic features. So finally, the truth shall revealed, as Yoruba says "Bi iro ba lo logun Odun, ojo kan soso ni otito yoo ba"
There is no diety worthy of worship except Allah, take it or leave it!
Posted: at 6-03-2013 07:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
even if T.B Joshua, Adeboye, Olukoya among others converted Islam I will not be moved. it is already written in the Bible that even d elected will b deceived. secondly, it might just be mere visitation which some ignorants misinterpreted as conversion to create unity co-existence BTW the religions involved. Remember pastor sunny okposo, during his life time, sang an Islamic song when he was still pastoring. most Muslims, then, thought he had converted not knowing dat d purpose of d song was to create peaceful co-existence.
Posted: at 6-03-2013 07:35 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
balarabe01 at 6-03-2013 07:47 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Allahu akbar,Allah is the greatest, May Allah make them also understand that islam is the truth and embrace it before death catches up with them.Islam is the only true religion before Allah.Allahu akbar!!!
Posted: at 6-03-2013 07:47 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
Herdeola1 at 6-03-2013 10:47 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Mtchewwwww. Mr poster,to b candid,u no get work. Dont misinterprete whatever u are seeing. It is either ur english teacher never thought u well or u never pay attention in the classroom
Posted: at 6-03-2013 10:47 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
CammyWhite at 10-03-2013 01:07 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Guys, FFS, this is a stupid hoax!
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“Yeah I’ve regretted that for some time. But I was young and naïve… I see things much clearer now. Besides, I’ve always kinda liked the thought of having a sword. The Cardinals were a real pain on that one.”
Ratzinger is German: why would he be speaking Americanised English?
Posted: at 10-03-2013 01:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Laila Ila lahu , there's no Diety except Allah, He begets not nor was He begotten, you are welcomed to the light, the reliion of peace. Da,n all phyukers, like one mumu said work to your salvation. Pray to God to show you the right path before its too late. I AM PROUD TO BE A MUSLIM, ISLAM IS MY RELIGION AND I SHALL DIE AS A TRUE MUSLIM. AMIN. Damn all haters, go and hug transformer pls
Posted: at 4-04-2013 08:18 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
arsenal123 at 4-04-2013 10:38 PM (12 years ago) (m)
All this brainwashed islamic mumus here behaving like over grown baby cow...Posting and commenting as if they reason from their anus..Abeg make una commot for road make i pass joor.. ...
Posted: at 4-04-2013 10:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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