The rate at which girls change/ transform things these days is quite alarming. Before, the sex we used to know is either to bear kids or just for fun but these days, girls have turned sex into sports. Before when couples want to have sex, the woman lies on her back and the man climbs on top and does his thing and after like 15-20 minutes everyone is satisfied. Nowadays, its no more like that. The opposite is the case. everthing is now sports. you have to do monkey style, doggy style, batman style, spiderman style, sit-ups, stand-ups, frog style, 69, 88, carry ups, ah! ah! Guys are we jackie chan or bruce lee? if we dont last up to 2hrs they will complain that you are not a man. Some girls will tell you "carry me up", "hang my leg on your neck", "put it from the back". Put what from the back? dont you know what is inside there? its called "shit" incase you dont know. The most annoying part is when they tell you to carry them up. imagine this fat lady i was with last night was telling me to carry her up. Carry who up? do i look like a weight lifter? I had to leave her on the bed and sleep on the floor. what is all these? Girls/Ladies/ Women you people shuld change oh! God is watching..
Posted: at 10-03-2013 12:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
FinlandGuy at 12-03-2013 12:38 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 10-03-2013 01:33 PM
Mtchewwwwwww nawa for u poster Wot is it u men want sef Log of dead wood on d bed
If we lay like dead pesin una dey vex, if we no moan una dey vex, If we fake orgasm una dey vex...make up ur mind jorrr
baby U know say me i no dey complain,u get everything ,You be my MBC ACTION,you dey moan,you dey cry,you dey water for their,you dey kiss well,u dey blowjob well,u dey even cry self,chaiii e dey sweet me dieeeeeeeee I love You nne
Posted: at 12-03-2013 12:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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