There was a robbery in my neighbour’s house and I called 911… d next thing I heard was :. Welcome to Nigerian Police Emergency Centre.. for English, press 1, for Igbo, press 2, for Yoruba, press 3, for hausa, press 4, Then I pressed 1… Then another voice came up….: For car accident, press 1.., for armed robbery, press 2, for boko haram please hang up…. Den I pressed 2!! Anoda voice came up…. If they’re with knives, press 1, pistols, press 2, AK 47, press 3, machine guns, press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6… Then I checked and saw they were with all of that... Then I pressed 6… then a voice came up sayin: Hmmmm… My brother, if ur brother is a policeman, wud u let him go??
A reticent & an alacritous guy who's munificient & isn't skeptical abt d law of infallibility!
Posted: at 30-03-2013 07:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ExpertTbright at 30-03-2013 07:45 PM (12 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 30-03-2013 07:45 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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